meet the woman or man of ur dreams

[mr_resi]

Ive already met the girl of my dreams

 

[King Wiired]

Hi
Im a 50 year old killer I like the sound of little kidys being rubbed accross a black board
I can date before 5 when I have to go back to my padded room with that nice jacket on
Picture incolsed

In before HELLO DAVE

You sound like my kind of woman

 

[Almo]

lol just read through this whole thread, Capt.McCloud you had me in tears a few times laughing, never realised how funny you can be!

 

[Joe]

Are you serious!:shocked:
I hope you're gay because you arent really going to find a lot of woman here.

 

[Taills]

"Hey babe its your lucky day." (DUN DUN)
"Shut your mouth we're gonna do it my way!" (DUN DUN)
"Cmon babe, don't be afraid, because if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid."
-Sublime

 

[Gymdawg]

I'm 7'13"
I like long walks on the beach, koala bears, fine women, and the occasional Zebra.
Laydeez...

Demetri Martin reference?

Guilty.

Sidenote: I also enjoy sporks. A lot. Whoo boy, do I love sporks.

 

[The_Loose_Cannon]

i think theres a NAMBLA member present :sick:

LOCK!!!!


"i am 5 inches"

"sorry im not into midgets"