KirbyPK
Otaku Lv. 6
Don't you think the deaths on Mario are kinda harsh? Like when he gets fried from electricity, he dies as a skeleton. And when he dies normally, he falls on the ground and reaches out like something you'd see an army man do. He also gets sucked into a freakin black hole!!! And it's not just Mario, it's the enemies too. First you stun them, then you KICK them out of the way all harsh like and they explode like off a Kirby game. Also the Pirahna Plant Dino, he never did anything to you, you just cracked his egg, hit him with his own tail, and killed him. He was just a baby and he was only attacking in self defence. What, is Mario a bully now? And what the heck is up with the Koopas walking on all fours, huh? They seem so uncivilized. And another thing, since when did Bowser Jr get so big? He's bigger than Princess Peach!! Puberty hit fast. And ANOTHER thing, when you were crawling on the queen bee, the things she said sounded so...sexual.