Person above you died?

[Splash_King]

Revenge killed by a certain cigar smokin' Pikachu with a bat.

 

[TampaBondo]

Died at the hands of those classic black and white 'Spy vs. Spy' characters from Madd Magazine...

 

[Stonedoll]

Beaten half to death.... TWICE!!!

 

[Mr. MR]

Left on the ground mostly dead
then they threw you into the river

 

[TampaBondo]

Tried to commit suicide, and failed. Fortunately, Chuck Norris was there to finish the job.

 

[Stonedoll]

Died when Chuck Norris pulled his arm back to kill Mr.MR.

 

[TampaBondo]

Inadvertantly died from the shockwave of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick when he was outside practicing one day.

 

[Mr. MR]

Died by a .44 magnum
He wasn't bluffing

 

[TampaBondo]

Died when Chuck Norris sneezed and inadvertantly wiped out your entire town.

 

[Mr. MR]

Died be cause Chuck Norris' sneeze blew the planet out of orbit killing you too

 

[TampaBondo]

Died when Chuck Norris passed gas in your general direction...

 

[Pichu2k7]

Died because Chuck Norris was sick of the Chuck Norris things going on here and left the planet. Proceeded to get run down by a train.

 

[Mr. MR]

on the contrary
The train was run down by Chuck Norris

and you were inside

 

[TampaBondo]

Nice one, Mr. MR. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris didn't give you permission to make sure a good comeback, and subsquently roundhouse kicked you into oblivion....

 

[Mr. MR]

Then I came out in Skyrim
I then asked for power
he then breathed on me and I Fus Ro Dah'ed you out of existence