Quotes that made you LOL

[demonflair]

Ohh the laugh :lol:

We're not afraid of challenges. It's like we always say: if you want to go out in the rain, be prepared to get burned.
Anonymous Brazillian Soccer Player

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
Batman Costume warning label

:lol: :lol:

It was pretty good. Even the music was nice.
Yogi Berra, after attending an opera

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them.
George Bush, US President

Rofl :lol:

 

[bonodo]

i got a new one:

johnny: there you go *hands gaz a tissue*

gaz: come?...

johnny: yeah, janet wanted tisdue invites so people could wipe their teary eyes

gaz: but, but its just cum on a tissue

 

[demonflair]

:sick: :sick:

Football stupid quotes:

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
Terry Venables

:lol:

"I never make predictions, and I never will."
Paul Gascoigne

Oh to bad, you just made one :lol:

"That's football, Mike, Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored but England have had no chances and scored twice."
Trevor Brooking

Have had... have had... let me see if that even exists... :lol:

"I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat."
Ron Atkinson

Prat?? Was that an insult?? :lol:

 

[Star Striker]

i got a new one:

That episode was on last night! Absolute brilliance! :lol:

 

[CantGetAWii]

These ones are always good:

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president

"I don't think we learned a lesson; I think it was a learning experience for us."
- Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, after game 4 of the 2001 NBA finals, on being asked by NBC reporter Jim Gray if LA had learned a lesson from what happened the previous year in Indiana

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Life is very important to Americans."
- Bob Dole, U.S. Senator from Kansas

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

"Man shots neighbor with machete."
- Miami Herald, headline

"Just under 10 seconds for Nigel Mansel. Call it 9.5 seconds in round numbers."
- Murray Walker, Sportscaster

"We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the
opposite"
- Murray Walker, Sportscaster

Heheh...

I Got Plenty More...

 

[mushroomedmario]

well even though you guys might not find this funny i laughed for days about it(involves a story)

allright back in the day when i played gunbound, i went into a forum for it, now one of the topics had spanish in it,...i clicked in it, and all it was like 4 words in spanish by a duck(the lowest possible level you could be in gunbound), now i was hardcore bored, and curious to what this said, there were about 25-35 replies of people just saying "speak english" "GO TO THE SPANISH FORUMS" " what a noob, i wonder what it says though" so after five minutes i got to the bottom and someone said " i know what it means, it says "i am the best", the second i read that i laughed for so long, hehhehehe

 

[ssbb_lover]

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. president

LMFAO.

I'll post some when I find them. Till then...uhh...look in my sig?

 

[bonodo]

new one:

janet: run johnny run! *cries*

johnny: janet?

cop: put the gun down mr. keogh

johnny: what, i havent got a gun, this is just a crunchie *takes crunchie out of pocket*

*BANG! BANG!* *shoots johnny*

the bit in bold made laugh

 

[demonflair]

What is photoshop?

OMG this one made me laugh :lol: :lol:

 

[chach]

wait
why have this pussy thread

What a joke he is...




* just in case the sarcasm isnt enough for you: