The 100 laws of anime

[ganton]

So funny and so true.

read rules 50 and 95-100

http://www.cs.utah.edu/~duongsaa/more_htm/jk_100animeRules.htm

 

[the_flood502]

"#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood,
sometimes more, under high pressure."

so true ^^

See Akira or Ghost in the Shell

 

[DBloke]

See hukoto no kens last fight US/UK ver

Adds more red

*#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

My clothes do tear off
HULK STLYE
All rules are in Excel saga

 

[ganton]

*#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

you sewe i am not sure if this is true but it's funny

 

[ciper]

Good list but they forgot two very important things so it fails.
- The Gainax Bounce
- Fan Service

 

[ganton]

Good list but they forgot two very important things so it fails.
- The Gainax Bounce
- Fan Service

Did you red the whole thing?

any ways those are rule # 101 & #102

 

[Byuakuya]

Thats a great list. Thanks for sharing.

 

[ciper]

Byuakuya: Everytime I see your name only one thing comes to mind

 

[miiguy]

Byuakuya: Everytime I see your name only one thing comes to mind

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm at work, I should NOT be thinking about that.

 

[ciper]

Aren't 39 and 60 the same thing?

The mythbusters tested number 73. Very cool

89 can easily be explained by 18. How did they miss that?

 

[Byuakuya]

Byuakuya: Everytime I see your name only one thing comes to mind

You have now made me completely re-think the whole User-name concept. :lol:

 

[ciper]

You have now made me completely re-think the whole User-name concept. :lol:

I thought it for a long time but never said anything. It got considerably worse when you changed avatar/sig...

 

[Byuakuya]

I thought it for a long time but never said anything. It got considerably worse when you changed avatar/sig...

Thats cool. Just to clear things up, it has no connection whatsoever to what you mentioned previously. :lol:

 

[ciper]

Thats cool. Just to clear things up, it has no connection whatsoever to what you mentioned previously. :lol:

I know. I think I'm turning into Happosai....

 

[miiguy]

Thats cool. Just to clear things up, it has no connection whatsoever to what you mentioned previously. :lol:

Looking at your sig, though, I'm sure I've seen her in one of them movies, it was hard to tell, she was covered in.........