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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by navarre, Jan 27, 2009.

  1. navarre

    navarre Proud Protestant

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    I'm not going to lie to you- this time last month, I was a virgin. Looking back, I can see how different my life was then. The skies were greyer then, the air colder, the people I saw everyday uglier. It's funny how my perspective of life has changed so drastically.
    Then, recently, I got into a relationship with a girl who I genuinely liked for a change. Things were swinging my way for once. I was complimented with being the 'epitome of the education system' by my teacher, I got Melissa Sutherland who plays Lucy from Eastenders MSN, and I was recieving around five friend requests a day on YouTube. Then, one evening, she looked serious. She took off her jacket. My heart pounding, I knew what would come next. In an hours time, I would no longer be a virgin. Slowly but surely, she took her phone out casually, and placed it on the table. 'You've missed out on a lot all this time', she said. She was right. I'd waited my whole life for this one moment. She handed the phone to me. Branded on its surface was an Orange logo. I daringly browsed into her text messages, then stumbled across one that offered her free and unlimited weekend texts. Gladly, I took down the name of the company, then switched my network the very next day. I will never be a virgin again. Now I'm an Orange.

    So, the point of this thread is this: which network are you on?
     
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  2. Bliss

    Bliss WiiChat Member

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    LMAO that made me laugh...good stuff

    Verizon Wireless for me
     
  3. Syntax

    Syntax That Canucks Fan

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    ....


    Lol...


    Fido for me.
     
  4. DBloke

    DBloke The last original
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    Being with a Virgin network sucks
    (even there channel is fail)

    O2
     
  5. ProShooter

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    LOL I looked down at the post where it said network so I spoiled it myself
     
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  6. JAKE196

    JAKE196 Cogito Ergo Sum

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    Fox Super Mοderator
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    I love you
    Virgin (for now)
     
  8. Gikoku Harakami

    Gikoku Harakami ミュージック

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    Ahaha.. yeah, that made me laugh.

    T-Mobile for me.
     
  9. King Wiired

    King Wiired HITLER ME JEZ

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    pahaha

    I'm on Vodafone. Set up for 'unlimited evening weekday texts when you top up' one Friday evening before I went out and I topped up. To my concern, I woke up the next morning with a slight hangover, checked my phone and I had no credit.

    thus, i'm diggin' the sound of orange.
     
  10. 1337endo

    1337endo Motard

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    Haha, nice intro to that bit Navarre.

    I'm on Verizon Wireless, sadly. I hate them. I'll be switching to AT&T in July.
     
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    A decently comical read.

    Orange.
     
  12. Trulen

    Trulen Isn't here as much

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    At first, I was going, "OH NO HE DIDN'T."

    But I read it.

    And I went, "oic"

    Then,"lol"
     
  13. Byuakuya

    Byuakuya Bleach & Heroes fan.

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    That made my boring day a whole lot better. :lol:

    I am with O2.
     
  14. iRAWR

    iRAWR rawrrr

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    This was amusing. :)

    Rogers for me. :X
     
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  15. Gaz

    Gaz Poker Face :D

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    O2 :thumbsup:
     
  16. CrocoLylee

    CrocoLylee mnehh

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    orange ftw.
    virgin sucks.
    except the channel cos they put on fresh prince alot :)
     
  17. Celeste

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    Lolamazing.

    Rogers D:
     
  18. Destiny

    Destiny Survived WC for 2 years

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    Haha, I thought you literally stopped being a virgin before I read the end, that is.

    Anyway, Centennial for me. God, I hate it.
     
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  19. Frogger

    Frogger God Complex

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    Orange, of course.
     
  20. Napalmbrain

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    LOL, that was actually a good intro Navarre.

    I use Orange, pay as you go.
     

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