Best Jokes

[The Storm]

This is not a flaming thread, so dont do it.



Back on topic, post 1 joke here per post. Try to post ones that you think are funny and we'll keep the ball rolling by commenting on the joke posted above yours and so on and so forth. Begin!

 

[The Storm]

I suppose I'll start. Beat this!

A Scientist tried an experiment today. He paid a prostitute $1,000 dollars to take a special formula with sparkling cider that was supposed to increase her IQ by 80 points. However, the experiment failed miserably, which proves that "You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her think." ROFLMFAO!!!

 

[lazy jack]

Lol heres one. If you have a fat friend you don't have seesaws you have catapults.

 

[Bebel130]

i dont get either of those heres a yo mama joke



yo mama so dirty and fat that when she wants to lose 20 pounds she just takes a shower lol

 

[RPCriminal]

Not to be rases

Why does Beyonce sing to the left cause black ppl hav no rights

 

[gamemasta]

the best jokes are chuck norris jokes:
if u have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars chuck norris has more money than u