Person above you died?

Stonedoll's Epitapth...
Here lies Stonedoll dead at last...
No one missed him after he passed.
He thought he'd written the very best post...
but sadly he's the one who died the most.
Tamba died from a carebear stare
bxym tried to get rid of his silverfish infestation without calling a professional exterminator

House died by silverfish
You died by a Dalek
Been awhile since there's been a creative one, I like it (... literally).

MR accidentally discharged his firearm while takin' a dump, causin' 'em to bleed out.

/too many RDR references today