Random You Know You're A Nerd Jokes

[FWELR]

post em here!

ill start:

You know you're a nerd when you want to play NES games on WedNESday

 

[Marioman]

Haha...you know your a nerd when instead of having pet rocks, you paint faces on computer disks and line them up on the window sill

...if you've ever tried to use the force (believe me I have lol)

 

[Dal]

You know you're a nerd, when:

1: If you live with your mom, at 34.
2: If you text someone right next to you.
3: If ya loooooooooove doing homework.

 

[Sovieto]

You know you're a nerd, when:

1: If you live with your mom, at 34.
2: If you text someone right next to you.
3: If ya loooooooooove doing homework.

1st really isnt cool..thats a low life, not a nerd.
2nd is what ive seen many people do--none of which are nerds.. real nerds would wait till class is over to talk to who they want to talk to

you know youre a nerd if youve tried to stop time like in Heroes. :scared:

 

[Marioman]

1st really isnt cool..thats a low life, not a nerd.
2nd is what ive seen many people do--none of which are nerds.. real nerds would wait till class is over to talk to who they want to talk to

you know youre a nerd if youve tried to stop time like in Heroes. :scared:

Ha I have lol

 

[ARav989]

You know your a nerd when you try to divide by zero and succeed.
You know your a nerd when you do calculus for fun.
You know your a nerd when you'd rather go on the computer/play video games instead of going out with friends.
You know your a nerd when you actually go to college for learning (sex, drugs, and beer. lmao jk)

 

[Bigjake52]

You know where your a nerd when you want to play Mario rpg on the wii but cant.
2. Your a nerd when you call shaw for no reason
3.Your a nerd because you can beat pack man in 2 minuits (Not for real)

 

[icyoooppplaa]

You know your a nerd when you go everywhere with a propeller hat on you

 

[Z3wpk]

You know your a nerd when you try to divide by zero and succeed.

nice dividing by zero isnt fun well its not even possible :scared: well anyway heres one

you know your a nerd when your reading this is and nodding in approval

that wasnt very good oh well im original lmao :lol:

 

[JAKE196]

Ha I have lol

I have to!

didn't work. . .

 

[[DT]]

2: If you text someone right next to you.

I AIM with the wife all day here at our World HQ and she's just downstairs. :lol: We send jokes, pics, hahaha, we_are_dorks.

Here's an actual experpt:

JB (1:44:58 PM): ok contract being worked out
DT(1:45:11 PM): oh yeah? what was the weirdness??
JB (1:45:17 PM): year end
JB (1:45:25 PM): need new contract for July- forwared
DT(1:46:08 PM): cool, and getting them on monthly will be easier to manage

 

[KrisKhaos]

You know you are a nerd when you have memorized the value pi beyond 3.14 standard. (ie. 3.1415926535897...so on, and so on) :lol:

 

[mushroomedmario]

you know your a nerd when binary was your first language, and you speak it at home

 

[Frogger]

You know you're an nerd when you keep telling people the correct way to use you're.

 

[JAKE196]

you know your a nerd when you expect people to type proper english on a forum. . . or mess up so many words from typing fast your typing is illegable. . .