Super Powers with a Twist

[The_Mitch]

You post whatever super power you want but the next person gets to name the conditions on how you can/can't use the powers. For example:

Person A: I want Super Speed
Person B: Your power is null if you have to use the bathroom really badly.

The condition cannot completely negate the power either. So you cant say you only have super speed when you're asleep or when everyone in a 10 mile radius is looking north while sneezing.

I guess I will start.

I would want the ability to shape shift into anyone I want.

 

[Splash_King]

Not without a still image you won't. Welcome t' the world of lame-lookin' heroes/villains, "Photoman". Say hello t' Aquaman for me.

I want the power to bend time t' my every whim.

 

[WiiAssasin]

Pime Taradox!


I desire the power to change the future.

 

[Splash_King]

A power so great you'll have to kill your newly born son with a ceremonial dagger as a part of some insane blood ritual to use it every time.

I want the immeasurable power of splashing destruction like a godly Magikarp.

 

[The_Mitch]

You are limited to using your power after you have drank at least a gallon of water and have not peed any of it out.

I want the ability to turn invisible

 

[TampaBondo]

You can turn invisible, but only in public AFTER you remove all your clothes first.

I want the power to read minds.

 

[Splash_King]

Ya already read my mind, Tamps. :lol: In order t' of done so, you must've knocked yourself unconscious.

I want the power make works of fiction real. Be them written, drawn, or filmed. ohai alan wake

 

[The_Mitch]

But it only works with horror fiction.

I want the power to create anything I want from just my imagination.

 

[Mr. MR]

It only works in your imagination

I want the power of the Ban Hammer

 

[The_Mitch]

You can only ban people you like.

I want the power to teleport anywhere I want

 

[Mr. MR]

Only works if you intend to teleport to a Justin Bieber concert

I want the power to read minds

 

[Splash_King]

The power only works if ya have their (auto)biography.

I want the power to summon daedra unto my full control.

 

[Mr. MR]

I want the power to summon daedra unto my full control.

Downside, the power makes you retarded

I want the power to punch through walls

 

[Splash_King]

In order to maintain this power, you'll need t' benchpress daily.

I want the power to control my insomnia.

 

[Mr. MR]

Downside
It only works once a month

I want the power to keep my brawl skill always at max