Evil Genie

[Floydd]

Granted, now you spend all your time reading books and don't even get up to eat. You die 5 weeks later of starvation, and dehydration.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

Wish?


I wish i could eat all i want and not gain weight!

 

[Fire Flower]

You will now lose weight when you eat, until you shrivel up into nothing.

I wish I had cheetos.

 

[pro gamer]

granted, They expired so they taste like 6 year old milk.
I wish i could have a hamster.

 

[Nick Atack]

:lol: Got it,your hamster jumps out and eats your house,so Its just you and a fat hamster!

I wish that I lived in the world of Pokemonlol: Reality Sucks!!)

 

[pro gamer]

granted, You get killed by charizard.
I wish I could have gold.

 

[Nick Atack]

True,but you get caught in a Avalance of your Gold
I wish I still had the pretty Girlfriend I wished for earlier,but without her ever breaking up with me

 

[pro gamer]

granted, she was in a car accident.
I wish i had money.

 

[Nick Atack]

OK,you get One Penny
I wish I had a pet Squid

 

[Floydd]

Granted, it squirts ink in your eyes and somehow blinds you for the rest of your human life.

I wish I had a PS3.

 

[Nick Atack]

Granted, it squirts ink in your eyes and somehow blinds you for the rest of your human life.

I wish I had a PS3.

Ahh thats pretty cool!!!!!!
The Squid is nice enough to get the ink OUT of my eyes so I can see again!!!
Granted,but the PS3 is really a Transformer and turns into a Giant Robot and attacks you.....
I wish that people dint eat Squids or use them as Fish Bait ever again

 

[Floydd]

Granted, the squids seeing they are no longer hunted down re-populate and slowly take over the world. And make humans their slaves.

I wish I was an amazing cook.

 

[Luigi man]

granted you choppeped a picec of onion and it hit you in the eye blinding you



i wish i was Luigi

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, you get killed by a Goomba.
I wish I had a million dollars.

 

[Nick Atack]

Granted, the squids seeing they are no longer hunted down re-populate and slowly take over the world. And make humans their slaves.

:lol: And how is that a bad thing??!!?!?


Granted,you have a million bucks,and a million chickens walk by and start "bucking".....The Bucking will never stop for the rest of your life

I wish all my future and present wishes wishes would come true without anything somewhat bad,bad,really bad,terrable,or utterly horrifiying happening,along with a Million Dollorslol: In Money please)