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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by allstar2b87, Jun 8, 2007.

  1. allstar2b87

    allstar2b87 Allstar Mario Player

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    Does anyone have ne good jokes or lines that are funny? lol

    got this one off the internet:

    Theres an old man laying on the beach naked
    and a little girl was pasing buy she stops and
    stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.
    the man says what the little girl says that between
    your legs the man says oh that well the thing
    that is standing is the bird the two things
    on the side are the eggs and the thing around
    it is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave
    so he can get some sun he falls asleep

    when he wakes up there are peramedics around him
    he asked what happen the peramedic said ask
    the little girl the old man calls her over
    what happen the little girl said when you went
    to sleep I tryed to make the bird fly I pulled
    and pulled but he got big and spit at me so
    I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnd
    the nest.
     

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