Quotable Quotes Game

[kiraownsurmom]

Are you saying you'd rather not have a kid who can fly, shapeshift, have impregnating spit, and x-ray vision?

Dumb German.

o heil no

 

[Brawny]

Oh, I have to quote this:

I love asians, they do everything.

My kids are so going to rock at life.

 

[Brawny]

Jam says: Hey
Adam says: BACK Hey1
Jam says: hey2?
Adam says: what's up3?
Jam says: Nothing much4? Yourself5?
Adam says: Iunoo6
Emma was online and had to go after one post7
Jam says: Ahhh, sucks8
Adam says: Yeahhhh9
Jam says:Hmmm maybes1-

Adam says: What're you doing?
Jam says: I just masturbated, it wouldn't feel right talking to you.
Adam says:Are you freaking kidding? -_-;
Jam says: No, I don't suck to masturbate, my neck prevents that.
Wait wait
That came late
That no was at the sucking part
oh screw it...>_<
I didn#t just masturbate.
Adam says: I'm so quoting that!
Jam says:*runs to small island where can masturbate without being quoted when I mess up explaining*

NEITHER TIME DID I BRING IT UP! LET ME ASSURE YOU OF THAT.

 

[Frogger]

Emma says:
I'm just never going to get it...
Adam says:
I'll hand deliver it myself.

Yeah, we're talking about Guitar Hero.


:shifty:

 

[Brawny]

Tyler says:
I SHALL GET AN ASIAN LOVER
WE WILL CONQUER THE LIKES OF BRAWNY AND FROGGER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, impossible.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Gawd, I just can't help but keep this thread alive.

 

[Brawny]

Hey, Jam had one. And Emma quoted one from me.

Adam says:
How goes you and that quest for an asian lover?
Emma V2.0 says:
Not too good man...
Steph turned me down...
Adam says:
That's the only one you know?
Emma V2.0 says:
hmmm.
Theres this crazy girl at my school that looks asian but says she's russian but she's really annoying so I'll pass.
Adam says:
hahaha
Can't tell oriental from russian.
O jeez.
Emma V2.0 says:
NO SHE IS ASIAN SHE'S JUST CRAZY I SWEAR
Adam says:
No true Asian is crazy.
Which is why you'll never find a lover.

 

[Frogger]

(23:55) Tyler: You're not being me?
(23:55) Emma: You're the non-asian and therefore you're the me of the relationship?
(23:55) Tyler: I suppose, but better than you.
Emma V2.0
(23:56) Tyler has changed his/her name to "Emma V2.0"
(23:56) Emma: BUT WE'RE BOTH OUT OF ASIAN PEOPLE'S LEAGUES.
(23:56) Tyler: ...But I am at the top of the regular people league...
(23:56) Emma: Are not.
There's that guy called Jesus.
(23:57) Emma: Then me.
(23:57) Tyler: I'm not in that league!
I'm in the amazing but not quite amazing enough league thats between the asians and jesus/regular people.
(23:58) Emma: Well the joke's on you! I'M NOT A REGULAR PEOPLE.
I win.
(23:59) Tyler: So then you're in my league...
[although below me]
Or else you're in the peasant league below the regular people/jesus.
(23:59) Emma: I'm above you!
(00:00) Tyler: Then you're asian...
(00:00) Emma: Just Scandinavian powered excellence.
(00:01) Tyler: So...you're in the peasant league?
(00:02) Emma: So you're in the middle class and up your ass league?
DIDN'T THINK SO.
I'm in the league above you.
(00:02) Tyler: YOU DON"T LISTEN.
IT GOES LIKE THIS
(00:03) Tyler: PEASANTS > REGULAR PEOPLE/JESUS > AMAZING BUT NOT QUITE AMAZING ENOUGH > ASIANS
END OF STORY, NO IF ANDS OR BUTS
(00:04) Emma: So what's it feel like being a peasant?
(00:04) Tyler: Emma V2.0 says:
I'm in the amazing but not quite amazing enough league thats between the asians and jesus/regular people.
[top of my class]
(00:05) Emma: You use Diesel, get back there with everyone else on low performance.
(00:05) Tyler: I run on nothing but testosterone!
(00:06) Emma: Low performance.
(00:06) Tyler: You've never experienced!
(00:06) Emma: I HAVE ASIAN CHAUFFEURS.
(00:07) Tyler: And you're comparing those to Leve?
Are you being serious?
(00:08) Emma: Well you're hard to change gears.
(00:08) Tyler:
But you must admit that I run well if you keep me on the same gear...right?
(00:09) Emma: No one is satisfied with cruise control, Tyler.
(00:10) Tyler: GIRLS ARE SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT SLOW! OTHERWISE YOU FLOOR IT AND BLOW THE ENGINE IN NO TIME!
(00:11) Emma: You can't go slow, THE ENGINE NEEDS A KICKSTART.
(00:12) Tyler: Of course a kickstart! But you can't expect any mortal man to floor it without blowing the engine!
(00:13) Emma: WHAT DO YOU THINK A V8 TURBO IS FOR?
(00:14) Tyler: They're overrated!
(00:14) Emma: I quite like the stallion Italians.
(00:15) Tyler: woah woah woah don't go beast on me!
(00:15) Emma: HAHAHAHAHA.
Sorry, I never went back after I got to the Germans.

You can't keep it alive without me, you know that.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

wtf two more? I better be getting paid overtime...

 

[Brawny]

Emma says: I'd rather you not die!
Adam says: I'm Asian, not Jesus!
Emma says: Damn

I'm going to like talking to you

......

Adam says: I have to go again.
Emma says: Whyyyy :
Adam says: wood again.

Emma says: I'm covered in chocolate, I'm not going anywhere!

 

[Frogger]

Well I was right.


...And I said that last one was wrong!

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Adam: But like I said, I can't do Emma.

HA
Thats funny and wasn't planned in any way.

 

[Brawny]

I'M HAVING AN INDIAN IN 30 MINUTES
Adam says:
Asians are so much better
Jam says:
INDIAN IS AN ASIAN
THEY'RE SOOOO GOOD
Adam says:
India is barely Asia.
Jam says:
You mean orient.
Adam says:
When I say ASIA, everyone thinks orient.
Russians can't fly.
Indians can't shapeshift.
Jam says:
Russians are nukelar and beasty
orient. can fly and shapeshifty
Indiands/pakistan etc. can control fire
British can make one hell of a crumpet and tea
And breed to make 007s
Adam says:
Yeah right.
Our farmer militia owned your British royal army.
Jam says:
We had an empire
Adam says:
And then you got owned by a guy in a sheet.

Ghandi owns all.

 

[Brawny]

Tyler says:
aha
She will learn to love the muscles.
....some day...
Adam says:
Nevarrrr
Only ONE muscle she cares about
The muscle of loooove.
And it's NOT what you're thinking.
Tyler says:
Oh, so she likes the lower back?

Yeah, that's pretty much in context...

Tyler says:
You've got five years.
Start saving.
Adam says:
UNVERISITY
Tyler says:
damn you.
Its called college.
Adam says:
UNIVERSITY of Michigan.
Tyler says:
...Which is a college.
Adam says:
It's a university, *****.
Tyler says:
We're not in freaking England, no matter how much you want us to be.
Adam says:
Fine
AFTER COLLEGE
Tyler says:
You don't have any savings right now?
Adam says:
Like..400 bucks
Tyler says:
make your new years resolution to be not buying anything for the entire year. You'd be rich in just one year!
Adam says:
Yeah, sure
Tyler says:
$100 a week for 56 weeks =5.6K
Should be enough for roses...
Adam says:
52 weeks in a year *****.

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

Heres my favorite one of all time:

Tyler: Caucasions are so much better than Asians.
Adam: Yeah, you're right.