Post some of the announcer quotes you found halarious. I'll start it off. 1)- "What kind of effects do those 'happy pills' have?" 2)- "Well it depends. If Jack takes the blue one he'll wake up and forget all of this that has happened as if it were a dream. But if he takes the red one then he'll stay in Wonderland and see how far the rabbit hole truly goes." 1)- "Looks like Jack gave him a taste of his own medicine." 2)- "Is the medicine salty and gooey?" 1)- "Yeah, but not how you like it." 1)- "Some say disgression is the better part of valor." 2)- "I say disgressions' the better part of being a ****ing pussy!" 1)- "Look at all those pussies run!" 2)- "Those are smart pussies." 1)- "Ha! Did you hear that ****er scream?" 2)- "Reminds me of the time my wife screamed when I walked in on her ****ing another man." 1)- "She screamed cause you scared her?" 2)- "No she screamed cause I was being rude to our guest."