Your Favorite MADWORLD Announcer Quotes

[Bodine]

Post some of the announcer quotes you found halarious.

I'll start it off.

1)- "What kind of effects do those 'happy pills' have?"

2)- "Well it depends. If Jack takes the blue one he'll wake up and forget all of this that has happened as if it were a dream. But if he takes the red one then he'll stay in Wonderland and see how far the rabbit hole truly goes."



1)- "Looks like Jack gave him a taste of his own medicine."

2)- "Is the medicine salty and gooey?"

1)- "Yeah, but not how you like it."



1)- "Some say disgression is the better part of valor."

2)- "I say disgressions' the better part of being a ****ing pussy!"



1)- "Look at all those pussies run!"

2)- "Those are smart pussies."




1)- "Ha! Did you hear that ****er scream?"

2)- "Reminds me of the time my wife screamed when I walked in on her ****ing another man."

1)- "She screamed cause you scared her?"

2)- "No she screamed cause I was being rude to our guest."

 

[CantGetAWii]

“Wow Sega put a lot of effort into this game, not like the last Sonic was any frame of reference. F^%$ers.”

 

[CrAzY_AzN]

Post some of the announcer quotes you found halarious.

I'll start it off.

1)- "What kind of effects do those 'happy pills' have?"

2)- "Well it depends. If Jack takes the blue one he'll wake up and forget all of this that has happened as if it were a dream. But if he takes the red one then he'll stay in Wonderland and see how far the rabbit hole truly goes."



1)- "Looks like Jack gave him a taste of his own medicine."

2)- "Is the medicine salty and gooey?"

1)- "Yeah, but not how you like it."



1)- "Some say disgression is the better part of valor."

2)- "I say disgressions' the better part of being a ****ing pussy!"



1)- "Look at all those pussies run!"

2)- "Those are smart pussies."




1)- "Ha! Did you hear that ****er scream?"

2)- "Reminds me of the time my wife screamed when I walked in on her ****ing another man."

1)- "She screamed cause you scared her?"

2)- "No she screamed cause I was being rude to our guest."

LOL does he really say that ****? hahahahaha WII is definitely not for pussies anymore!

 

[Bodine]

1)- "I remember that *****, she'll give you a hicky that will put you in the hospital!"

2)- "Yeah but great rack on her!"

1)- "But don't get distracted by them. As soon as you do she'll tear into you faster than a spike through a contestants face!"

1)- "Yeah but great rack on her!"

2)- "True that Howard! True that..."



1)- "Hey theres contestant Rin Rin. Kreese, didn't you two have a 'thing' back in the last Death Watch games?"

2)- "Well if by 'thing' you mean a 5 minute fight that had me spittin' teeth and pissin' blood then yeah, we had a thing."