the ~Ask Anyone Anything~ thread

[WiiAssasin]

Why are you so English?

 

[DBloke]

That question made me drop my monocle in my tea

 

[Mr. MR]

WiiAssasin, do you wear fancy hats in public?

 

[WiiAssasin]

Depends on what your definition of fancy is. Rarely.

 

[Mr. MR]

Not a baseball hat, or a fishing hat, or a hard hat, or any hat for work

 

[WiiAssasin]

Then yes, but only during special events or within the appropriate people. Else, I'd seem hipster or something.

 

[Splash_King]

What's your issue with the word swag?

 

[WiiAssasin]

Unless your gangsta or black, you're just making yourself look like an ass.

 

[Splash_King]

Swagger is a real word, though.

Dost thou desire power?

 

[DBloke]

Swag, as used on cartoon thief's bags

 

[WiiAssasin]

Swag, as used on cartoon thief's bags

Gangsta thieves!

Dost thou desire power?

Some guyower? What kind of power!? I have the power of the gate! As long as I get this
machine to move!!

Grahf:Your powers are merely superficial. The tools in which you produced with your immature
intellect... Now, do you think you can win?

Some guy:What are you saying? Superficial power?

Grahf:The meager efforts of you land dwellers are insignificant to the true and only power.
I shall endow you with my true powers!!

Grahf:My fist is the divine breath!
Blossom, oh fallen seed, and draw upon thy hidden powers!!
Grant unto thee the power of the glorious 'Mother of Destruction'!

 

[Neosquid]

Should I invest in a purple tux?

[strike]People are sometimes surprised that I'm straight.[/strike]

 

[WiiAssasin]

No. The purpose of the tux is to make you look fancy and elegant. Purple itself is a fancy color, but most cultures do not find it acceptable for a tux. A purple tie or shirt might look nice.

 

[Neosquid]

Someday, I swear it....until then, black.

 

[Splash_King]

Why the hell're you obsessed with ugly or strange 'mons like Stunfisk and Swalot?

[strike]People are sometimes surprised that I'm straight.[/strike]

YOU'RE STRAIGHT????

No. The purpose of the tux is to make you look like a penguin.

fix'd