TortillaChip520
One of the Oceanic 6
painful.
The Macho/Chauvenistic Movement THREAD! [V 2.0]
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kiraownsurmom
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lemme guess
anvil to the crotch
anvil to the crotch
TortillaChip520
One of the Oceanic 6
you have to endure the dreaded Trial of Snowballs
kiraownsurmom
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o dear
wario2ooo
vote for me....Wario!
1st initiation : walking in a straight line while getting bit by fire ants
nic7
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Doesn't seem too hard..
*Begins walking*
*Begins walking*
wario2ooo
vote for me....Wario!
attack my fire ants...i forgot to tell you they are the size of your ds
TortillaChip520
One of the Oceanic 6
first you have to get hit by the Prize Melon snowball, which is shaped and similar in weight to a watermelon.
then comes the Come-Back-Here, which is a snowball attached to a belt so it can be retrieved.
after that is the CollegeBoy, in which is a rather bookish school chum's broken glasses, after which the snowball is forcibly fed to you for a great laugh.
next is the Baked Alaska, which is a snowball covered in a standard flammable gel.
after that is the Gouger, which through selective melting and whittling with a knife is shaped like a scythe and can gouge a fellow's eye.
after that is the Feathered Friend, a snowball in which has been packed a live chickadee.
next comes the Squib, which contains a small explosive charge filled with fake blood (which can be readily made at home using corn syrup, red food dye, and blood.)
afterwards is the Gasser, which contains a small explosive charge of Mustard Gas.
Finally is the Old Soldier, which is a snowball that has been kept in the freezer from 3-7 winters past, and has collected a fair amount of rough freezer ice, which can scar a fellow's face.
then comes the Come-Back-Here, which is a snowball attached to a belt so it can be retrieved.
after that is the CollegeBoy, in which is a rather bookish school chum's broken glasses, after which the snowball is forcibly fed to you for a great laugh.
next is the Baked Alaska, which is a snowball covered in a standard flammable gel.
after that is the Gouger, which through selective melting and whittling with a knife is shaped like a scythe and can gouge a fellow's eye.
after that is the Feathered Friend, a snowball in which has been packed a live chickadee.
next comes the Squib, which contains a small explosive charge filled with fake blood (which can be readily made at home using corn syrup, red food dye, and blood.)
afterwards is the Gasser, which contains a small explosive charge of Mustard Gas.
Finally is the Old Soldier, which is a snowball that has been kept in the freezer from 3-7 winters past, and has collected a fair amount of rough freezer ice, which can scar a fellow's face.
Wiiman0001
WiiChat Member
i walk in with a shotgun a shoot chips point blank and melees him right after- BOOM!!!...MELEE!!!
TortillaChip520
One of the Oceanic 6
Wiiman0001 said:
haha if only they knew.....
SSHHAAWWTTYYYY!!!
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kiraownsurmom
Man Points: Over 9000
wow tortilla you had some time on your hands
@wiiman "i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum,and im all out of bubble gum"
@wiiman "i came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum,and im all out of bubble gum"
TortillaChip520
One of the Oceanic 6
kiraownsurmom said:
dude u gotta read The Areas of my Expertise" by John Hodgman.
you will die laughing
wario2ooo
vote for me....Wario!
-takes out railgun-
dont you dare shoot me!
dont you dare shoot me!
Wiiman0001
WiiChat Member
i know, i know if only!!! hahaha, wow 39 pages congratulations everybody!!! WOOT!!! *shoots chips in knee caps and poisons him with chloriform*
Wiiman0001
WiiChat Member
Ssshhhhaaawwwwttttyyyy!!!!!
