The Macho/Chauvenistic Movement THREAD! [V 2.0]

[solidkirby]

*Pisses gasoline on Wiiman*
*Fills up ride*
*Runs over Wiiman*

 

[wario2ooo]

looks like nic left the initiation.......lol

 

[Wiiman0001]

wiiman dusts himself off from the unexpected hit and run and takes a shower in a nearby hotel to clean himself of the piss, then takes pilot lessons and grabs a mac-2 and flies over kirby and unloads 2 clips into his vehicle cuasing it to skip over the median of the freeway into a semi where its demolished into a million pieces with kirby limping from the accident wiiman jumps from helicopter with his mach-2 and goes...BOOM!!!-MELEE!!!

 

[solidkirby]

You shouldn't have done that.

*Attaches BMFG arm attachment*

 

[Wiiman0001]

*oh ****!!! wiiman runs and dives between 2 cars for cover while shooting back over top of car but notices he'd been hit in the arm and perfusely bleeding and needing a doctor chips runs in and says" BOOM...MELEE"

 

[TortillaChip520]

what have u guys done to our glorious macho-chauvenistic thread???

 

[Wiiman0001]

chips runs in concerned and then gets pissed on with gasoline by Kirby

 

[TortillaChip520]

No! no i didn't! that did not happen! that's not what this thread is for!! you are a disgrace!!!

lol jk

 

[wario2ooo]

-tackles everyone-

seems like you all cant take hits....lol

 

[solidkirby]

chips runs in concerned and then gets pissed on with gasoline by Kirby

I did not authorize that pee.
You shall taste death.

 

[wario2ooo]

-pulls out a handgun and points at solid-

move and i'll shoot you

 

[solidkirby]

*Looks at Wario*

You're not manly enough to hold that gun.

*Pulls out bearded gun*

What do you say to that?

 

[wario2ooo]

you dont have a beard...o_o...

-shots leg-

just like i did to chuck norris

lol

 

[solidkirby]

My gun does.

*Goes to eat Wario's leg, to grow a new one*

Huh?
What's this?
Nylons?

*Throws Wario down, and crawls toward bullet proof walker*

 

[wario2ooo]

-runs after solid and kicks him in the gut-

oww...my leg!