Yo Momma battles

[TampaBondo]

Yo momma so fat, scientists wonder how a Karp came from a whale.

 

[Splash_King]

Ya mother's such a whore, she's the one who invented the Skitty on Wailord meme; through experience.

No one's gonna get that...

 

[TampaBondo]

Yo momma so dumb, she thought fishing was an email scam. yeah yeah bad pun but I had to stick with the momma-fish thing

 

[Splash_King]

i dont get it lol

Ya mother's so black, she was mistakenly identified as the first known dark matter.

 

[Bodine]

You're mother is so much of a waste of time that i didnt bother giving this joke a punch line

Get over it.

 

[Splash_King]

I see you've inherited ya dumbass Mother's lingual skills.

 

[TampaBondo]

Yo momma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

 

[Espmaster_]

Yo mama so poor and so stupid, she doesn't make any cents. (If you don't get it, say it out loud.)
Also, you know that it's spelled "mama," not "momma," right?

 

[TampaBondo]

( I was spelling in accordance with the title of the post, that's all )

Yo momma so red-neck slutty, she's also the mother of your children.