Yo Momma battles

Against my better judgement, I'm posting heree...

Yo momma's like a brick, flat on both sides and laid by mexicans

(no offense to the mexicans =P)
 
Ok then.
Yo momma like a fruitcake get laid in the cabinet and never seen again :lol:
 
Yo Momma like an ant crawls between cracks and makes mounds of dirt for living.
 
Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma's so stupid she bought a donut and thought it was broken because she saw a hole in it.

Idk about my yo momma's whatever you call it,but some of these were so not funny that I laughed,still a few were funny,no matter how messed up.XD
 
Yo momma is so short she jumped off a curve and commited sucide.
 
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yo mamma so ugly your dad kicked her outta the house an got fined for littering
 
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