Yo Momma battles

Yo mamma is so dirty that when she entered a mall full of white people, they said," BLACK NEGA IN DA HOUSE!"

I hope this doesn't offend you all...
 
Yo momma is so fat she saw a bus full of white people and said STOP THAT TWINKIE!!

Yo momma is so ugly she didnt need a costume when she tried out for star wars.
 
This mamma joke is maybe funny, but I'll say it anyway.

Yo mamma is so stupid when she has to write an essay she goes to Mexico and say ESSA ESSA!

Yo mamma is so fat when her cellphone rang someone said WATCHOUT shes backing up!
 
Yo Momma so ugly she entered an ugly competition and they said "Sorry, no PROFESIONALS!"
 
I can think of a few more about yo momma is so old.There not great but ill just say them.

Your momma is so old when she was in school there was no history class.
Your momma is so old her social security number is 1.
Your momma is so old her birth certificate was in roman numerals.
Uh...i cant think of more about yo momma is so old...
 
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Oh i got another one of your momma so old.Yo momma is so old she breasts feeds backwards.:lol:
 
Yo momma so fat
When she works @ the movie theatres
She's one of the screens

Yo momma so fat
When she wore a yellow t-shirt
ppl thinks she's a taxi
 
Heres some for yo momma is so ugly.I think i have 3...

Yo momma is so poor

She went to mcdonalds and put a milkshake on layaway

Burglars break in her house and leave money.

When i ring the door bell she say DING!:lol:
 
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