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Discussion in 'White Noise' started by funman1313, Jul 4, 2010.
post all your yo moma jokes here so we can have some laughs
Yo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Yo moma so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind
Yo moma so stupid she trip over a cordless phone
Yo moma so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor
Yo moma so stupid she got locked in a food marked and starved
yo moma so hairy the only language she knows is wookie
yo moma so fat she jumped of a building and went to hell
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says okay.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama's so poor that when I walked through her front door I was in her backyard.
Yo mama's so poor, she can't afford free lollipops.
Yo mama's so old, they haven't even invented Social Studies when she was 30.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks babies come from the infantry.
Yo mama's so ugly, I (somehow) took a picture of her & put it in my car so I won't get robbed.
Yo mama so poor when i lit a cigarette in her house, all the roaches came out singing "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we got heat."
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
yo mama so fat she fell on wal-mart and lowered the prices.
yo mama so fat she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target.
yo mamas teeth are so yellow she turned water to lemonade
yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade
yo mama so old her diploma is on rock
yo mama so fat when she walked past the tv i missed 2 seasons of pokemon
yo mama so fat she's known worldwide
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
yo poor she hangs up toilet paper to dry
yo mama so poor when i went over her house for dinner she only had 3 beans, when i took 1 she said stop being greedy
yo mama so easy a caveman can do her
come on guys post back
Your moma is so fat that, when she sits around the house, SHE SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Your moma is so fat that she fell from both sides of a chair.
Ur momma so poor when robbers broke in her house they left money<---- (old one)
Here r some dirty good yo momma jokes
Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.
Yo momma's like a toilet, she's so full of ****.
Yo momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
Yo momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.
Yo momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!
Yo momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works
Yo momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.
Yo momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her
Yo momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day
Yo momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow
Yo momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!
Yo momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!
Yo momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!
Yo momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
yo momma's teeth r so yellow, they changed all yield signs 2 "yo momma" signs
yo momma's so fat/ugly/slutty, they changed the movie title: "close encounters of the 'yo momma' kind" (and yes, this has now become a horror flick)
yo mamas so fat when she got in a car with a black shirt the windows look tinted
Yo mama's so old, George Washington broke up with her.
yo mama so ugly and old shes the reason hitler killed himself