Who on wiichat likes BACON!?

Mario is now realizing how good it felt, and he wonders if she should do it again. As he twitches on the floor in disbelief, he realizes that he has been a closet gay for his entire life without realizing it. How else would you explain his lack of activity with the princess? With newly developed strength, Mario got up, and butt raped Bowser so severely he both he and Bowser died from pleasure, never to be revived again. As they lay sighing in happiness on the floor, dying, Ramdo can't help but shed a tear for his current and former masters.

As Yoda dueled his evil twin, he realized something. Clones cannot use the force. As a last resort, Yoda force leaped toward DY (Dark Yoda), did a spin slash, cutting off DY's arm, and then landed behind DY, twirled around with his lightsaber facing straight forwards, and sliced DY in half, just like what Obi Wan did to Darth Maul.
 
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*Cut!*

Director- Take 5 everyone! Nice story we're having. It's gonna be a hit!

Everyone-*waving good bye* Good-bye everyone! Thank you for reading the story, have a nice day!


-The End-
 
*in trailer narrator voice*

COMING SOON TO THEATERS!

WHEN THE BACON EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!
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Yeah right!:lol: Maybe...
 
*Appears with claw marks on face*
"...DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPERCUTT! WHY? WHY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
*Wheeze*
"I still like bacon! :lol:"
 
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