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Discussion in 'Board Games' started by Readinglevelup, Aug 8, 2006.

  1. Readinglevelup

    Readinglevelup I will eat you babies!

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    This game is really fun if you do it the right way.

    Here's what you do: Someone will post a wish, then the next person will turn the wish into something bad.

    Example: I wish I had a dollar.

    Next person: You get a dollar but the dollar makes you spontaneously combust as soon as you touch it. Make your two seconds left of your life worth it.

    Then, that person makes a wish. Get it?

    Rules:

    - At least 1-2 lines of text for your corruption.
    - Wait for 2 people to post after you post.
    - Make something worth reading. Nothing like "I wish for a pony. Next Person: You don't get one.". It just isn't funny after you see 45 posts out of 50 being that.
    - Be orriginal, that means don't say something already said 10 times.
    - Have fun.

    I wish I had a Wii right now.
     
  2. Mr_Stoukaph

    Mr_Stoukaph WiiChat Member

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    Once you get your Wii you actually realize its a portal to a demension of pain and suffering. You get sucked into the realm for all eternity.

    I wish I had a lightsaber
     
  3. Readinglevelup

    Readinglevelup I will eat you babies!

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    I guess I'll make myself an exception. >_>

    You get a lightsaber. Unfortunately, it was a half keyblade half lightsaber. Which means that you will be attacked by the heartless everytime you are close to it. I 'll give you 1 week without sleep.

    I wish for pasta.
     
  4. The_Mitch

    The_Mitch UNACCEPTABLE

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    you get your pasta but once you start eating it you realize it is actualy worms and the sauce is blood.

    i wish for a fish
     
  5. smokeydabear

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    you soon get your fish but it was poisened by a readioactive river then it grows 5 feet and eats all you food.

    i wish for a ps3
     
  6. Readinglevelup

    Readinglevelup I will eat you babies!

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    You get one. But you get punched in the guts several times over because you said that on a Wii forum. And maybe a few kicks on the nutsack. It must be great playing PS3 while shaking on the floor with you hands between your legs.

    I wish I knew the whole Xombie storyline.
     
  7. CantWait4Wii

    CantWait4Wii super awesome member

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    You discover it, but it is so horrible it makes you commit suicide.

    I wish I could have some funnel cake.
     
  8. Diomedes

    Diomedes WiiChat Member

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    You get the cake, but then realised a funnel spider was nesting in it while you were eating. It bites you, you die, go frothy then turn into a zombie ( a ganado).

    I wish for an early release for Twilight princess
     
  9. phimuajedi69

    phimuajedi69 WiiChat Member

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    twilight princess is released early, but the cube version is cancelled so you have the game and no wii to play it on.

    i wish i could use the force.
     
  10. Ezekiel86

    Ezekiel86 Chillin in the Mill

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    Twilight princess comes out early as you wished then you are horrified to find out your selfish wish has resulted in an incomplete and thus terrible zelda experience, resulting legions of zelda fans around the turning their backs on Nintendo forever, leading everyone you know and love to hate you and everyone on these forums wants to see you dead. (Lots of unnecessary ripping into you I know but dont take it personally :p )

    I wish I had broadband...
     
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    u don't have broadband!!??:O well well. sorry:tard:

    u get broadband but u end up only sitting on the computer all the time and playing wifi u lost all ur friend because u stop being with them after ten years u get sick of only being on the pc and u want to get out and meet ur friends but all of them are gone and u can't get any new ones because u can't get out of ur door and the telephone is dead nomeone comes visiting u anymore and then u don't have any food and u will die and be eaten up by flies and suddenly someone else move in too ur house but the house is hunted by u so u kill them and so it goes on until one day someone that moves in to ur house the the newest nintendo comsole the : ninteno poop! and u kill them and play with the poop the rest of the time of the world!! ended good??:tard:??

    i wish 4 a poop
     
  12. Arcadium

    Arcadium Not Banned

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    This game was already pposted, Im not going to participate anyway...
     
  13. MetroidZ

    MetroidZ Only took 4 years to get1

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    ^^ u get a poop in a box, then you eat it and it kills u.

    i wish for a pet dog.
     
  14. smokeydabear

    smokeydabear add me to ur friend list

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    you get your dog but it turns out to be gannons dog and it eats you arms off so you cant play games

    i wish for pokemon diamond
     
  15. Readinglevelup

    Readinglevelup I will eat you babies!

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    You get it, but everytime you play it, you lose a finger. You've got nine more fingers left. How does it fell, by the way?

    I wish I could just skip high-school and go staight to university.
     
  16. Diomedes

    Diomedes WiiChat Member

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    you get to uni, but then you realise that skipping high school has left you very dumb and unexperienced. So the lectures there kick you out immeddiantly and you are left on the street with no money or life
    (i didnt mean it seriously!!)

    i wish that i could time travel to the release date of the wii
     
  17. ssbb_lover

    ssbb_lover Novocain Stain'd

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    The time traveling sequence is unstable and it transports u to the civil war era right into the middle of the battlefield, leaving u dead w/ 100 bullet shots in u.

    I wish that the wii ended up having better graphics then the PS3, but costed only $100.
     
  18. Ronan

    Ronan WiiChat Member

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    Wii is better graphics and is only $100 but because of the cheap poor quality parts it explodes in your face leaving half of the wii sports disc lodged in your forehead.

    I wish i had a pony that pooped out gold
     
  19. Diomedes

    Diomedes WiiChat Member

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    you get one, but then you cut it open thinking it had all the gold in the world inside it.
    It has none and the horse died, pooing no more gold, you die of grief.

    I wish i was richer than bill gates!!
     
  20. smokeydabear

    smokeydabear add me to ur friend list

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    you become richer than bill gates but you become so rich that bill gates hired an assasin and his team to steal and burn some of you money

    i wish for golden sun 3
     

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