The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[GrahamF]

Granted, but it's made from poison oak. I wish I could cone up with a good wish

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted, but it's made from poison oak. I wish I could cone up with a good wish

Granted, you get an Ice Cream Cone

Poison Oak does not have wood last time I checked

I wish for my order to arrive in a second

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but UPS destroys it in the shipping process.

I wish for a rubber duckie.

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted, you get a rubber Psyduck.

I wish I had a to-scale statue of Magikarp made outta solid gold.

 

[Mr. MR]

Granted
you turned to gold

I wish for CK to add my 3DS code

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted. Sadly, Splash never added ya.

I wish ya imbeciles would stop callin' me that. ;_;

 

[Mr. MR]

Wish partially granted
CKarp

I wish I could have 5 files on Awakening

 

[Tragonight]

Wish granted. You now have to wake up 5 times to be conscious.

I wish for a bigger Brawl roster.

 

[The_Man]

Granted, but then you die

I wish I had awakening

 

[TampaBondo]

But your alarm clock won't shut off...

I wish I had a fish on a dish.

 

[Splash_King]

Such a fishy wish is a dish best served cold. Wish granted, a Magikarp on a dish is delivered to ya... but it freezes you solid with Ice Beam the moment it sees ya.

I wish to find even moar Shiny Pokemon.

 

[TampaBondo]

You get one made of glass.

I wish for a baseball bat.

 

[TMankey]

You get a possessed baseball bat that beats the s- outta ya.

I wish people would stop asking for lvl. 9 and under Zekroms/Reshirams

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted. Players GTS clone while "askin'" for every other lv. 9 and under legendary.

I wish the world was in a permanent state of winter.

 

[Mr. MR]

You now live it Alaska

I wish it was Fall half of the year and Spring the other half