Well i was online and came across a forum it was called some thing like the vampire forum something stupid like that anyway their were a bunch of post called "my awakening" it was hilarious it was people posting crap like, it's my awakening because i have paleskin and crave blood and im allergic to the sun i also have night vision. Lol and if that isn't enough most of them admit the've read that stupid twilight book 10 times over. isn't that ridiculous they actually think their vampires. I got a good laugh from that. ( just type in vampire forum to google its really funny and pathetic)
Do you think this is hilarious or what?
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Dal
The Seagulls Cry.
Just goes to show that some people need to get out a little bit more.
Gikoku Harakami
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Well... there are technically vampires if you count the Vampire Bat, and humans who participate in Hematophagy (as a way of survival) with added medical conditions such as Heliophobia and Erythropoietic Protoporphyria (a disorder, where one of the symptoms is described as a very painful burning sensation of the skin and itchiness when exposed to a certain amount of sunlight).
This of course, if you throw away the classic clichés of flight, scaling vertical surfaces, super strength, immortality, bat transformations, etc.
This of course, if you throw away the classic clichés of flight, scaling vertical surfaces, super strength, immortality, bat transformations, etc.
You think thats bad
What about people that want to have sex with fictional characters
Oh wait
Forget that
What about people that want to have sex with fictional characters
Oh wait
Forget that
AndThen?
pull the trigger.
For a "faggot" (which, by the way, is an offensive and inappropriate word), he sure gets a lot of poon.
Drinking blood doesn't make you a vampire. I've tried.
You've either got it or you don't.
Drinking blood doesn't make you a vampire. I've tried.
You've either got it or you don't.
Gikoku Harakami
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Drinking blood doesn't make you a vampire. I've tried.
It's close enough.
*drinks cup o' blood*... d'aaaahhhh. I'm a vampire naaooww!
Well for those wanting to brink somebody else's blood heres a kinda fun fact
"You will feel a bit ill afterwards as your body will reject it"
But its a bit like me pretending to be human
I cant hide the fact that im a troll
"You will feel a bit ill afterwards as your body will reject it"
But its a bit like me pretending to be human
I cant hide the fact that im a troll
navarre
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What's even more hilarious is your English skills (or lack thereof).
Why, on my (now) deceased forum, if you'd have posted like that, my professed grammar-Nazi moderators would have had a thing or two to say to you.
Due to unfortunate circumstances regarding a spammer repeatedly posting granny and dog-on-girl porn on every single thread, I was left with no alternative bar to close it down!
Foxy
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I've just watched Role Models, hilarious by the way, which had a message regarding something similar to this but about a kid who fantasy role played.
Screw other people, be who you want to be.
Now all go watch role models<3
Screw other people, be who you want to be.
Now all go watch role models<3
CrocoLylee
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Loved that movie!
As for forums, they probably see our forum as being silly too. Talking about video games "OMGZ those guyz fail".
Although to be fair I'd rather be talking about video games than a bunch of guys who can't come out during the day. To each his own I guess..
