It dosen't matter if your straight or gay Marriage sucks!

Tekken Fan

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May 12, 2011
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it dosent matter and here's why;
Note:Marriage dosen't suck these are reasons that make it less Enjoyable.
1.theres all that "lets talk" crap and she wants it to go on for hours
2.when you wake up each morning you see the same face over and over,if you were single it would be a different face each time and youll never get tired of it either.
3.there's no more "Manly" things anymore,it's all about her.
4.they want you to stop playing those Videogames and spend "quality" time with them so no more Black ops.
5.they want to cuddle with you.little do they know,Men don't like to cuddle,they do it only so it will involve less cuddling.when have you heard a man say "hey honey let's cuddle"?.
6.when your sleeping in bed,there always on your side of the bed so now you can't sleep and you have to push them back on their side just to roll back on your side.
7.you see her when she has no make-up on.talk about looking like a Wilderbeast.you never see your date on a "Off Day".
8.if you don't like there cooking they hate you.have they ever thought for a minute that there cooking SUCKS
9.there allways Nagging and it's very annoying and the Fights are for the wrong reasons.10.they give you Sex on the bad days.when you want it its "No im tired maybe tommorrow" and when she wants some you had a bad day at work and your "really" tired.Okay so what are other reasons why Marraige sucks.
 
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Seems like somebodys a bit sour about things
1.theres all that "lets talk" crap and she wants it to go on for hours
This stops later on in life when you both run out of things to say.

2.when you wake up each morning you see the same face over and over,if you were single it would be a different face each time and youll never get tired of it either.
Try masks

3.there's no more "Manly" things anymore,it's all about her.
Not really. You got the wrong type

4.they want you to stop playing those Videogames and spend "quality" time with them so no more Black ops.
Less Black opps is a good thing, I know its hard to believe but theres this thing call "Two player games"

5.they want to cuddle with you.little do they know,Men don't like to cuddle,they do it only so it will involve less cuddling.when have you heard a man say "hey honey let's cuddle"?.
[video=youtube;Oi64DZnXZP0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi64DZnXZP0[/video]

6.when your sleeping in bed,there always on your side of the bed so now you can't sleep and you have to push them back on their side just to roll back on your side.
You just gotta roll with it

7.you see her when she has no make-up on.talk about looking like a Wilderbeast.you never see your date on a "Off Day".
Again. Try one that dont do make up

8.if you don't like there cooking they hate you.have they ever thought for a minute that there cooking SUCKS
All men want is a whore in the kitchen and a chef in the bed room



Wait what?

9.there allways Nagging and it's very annoying and the Fights are for the wrong reasons.
PMT all women get it. Even my parrot dose it

10.they give you Sex on the bad days.when you want it its "No im tired maybe tommorrow" and when she wants some you had a bad day at work and your "really" tired.Okay so what are other reasons why Marraige sucks.
Not been married for long have you?
 
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