Japanese Kids Super-gluing Wii Controllers to Their Hands

"As an alternative to super-gluing and duct tape, Nintendo has begun offering gamers a shatterproof cage to stand in while they are playing games. The Wii Cage is available for $299."

That quote should have made it obvious to you guys that the whole article is a joke.
 
Look, I'll say it again...

"As an alternative to super-gluing and duct tape, Nintendo has begun offering gamers a shatterproof cage to stand in while they are playing games. The Wii Cage is available for $299."

That quote should have made it obvious to you guys that the whole article is a joke.
 
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