Can anybody help me out? I am totally confused. Okay, so we have Bowser Jr.. He's been in a few games and been the tricky accomplice to his father, Bowser. There are several examples that prove Peach to be the mother of Bowser Jr.. Bowser Jr. is very protective of his mother....most of the time. How on EARTH did this happen? Bowser Jr. bears NO resemblance to Peach whatsoever, and why isn't Mario making a deal about this. Mario is out there bustin' his but in every game to protect Peach, yet there she is creating offspring with BOWSER. We all know that Bowser creepishly loves Peach, but why is the Mushroom Kingdom OK with this birth??? What's next? Super Mario: Legal Dispute --- Shake the nunchuck to bring order to the court! Shake the wiimote to give full custody to Peach! I am so confused!! Help a sista out.