the ~Ask Anyone Anything~ thread

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not that I know of. I never bothered hooking my Wii to the internet other than for Brawl.
 
You guys let this thread die, this badly? I'm shocked.


I have 2 questions..

1. Would you be able to live without music having already been exposed to a large amount?

2. You wake up in the morning on a perfect Saturday, and get a call from a girl you've been dying to get serious in bed with after countless months of talking, flirting, and kissing. She wants you to come over to her place for some hot loving, you arrive and make out together... to the moment when it finally happens, you nail her. A few weeks have gone by and you truly feel this woman could very well be the love of your life forever. Later that night you two begin to discuss your darkest secrets... you tell her yours, and she's surprised but loves you even more than ever.. and now it's her turn.

As surprising as it could ever be, you find out she's into the most kinkiest of things possible. She's had sex with her pets, played with a few rotten logs from the toilet, enjoys the occasional heavy bondage while on babysitting hours, loves being raped on Tuesdays, flirts with her father 2 days a week along with her 90-year old Grandmother, loves watching her brother crossdress and pretending to be a transsexual, she does not fail to also mention that she has her fair share of child pornography on her computer where she fantasizes of fisting young children, however due to strict laws she can only settle with midgets. She continues to go on and on.. the list, almost never ending.

You pause, how do you react, what are your feelings for this woman whom you wished to spend all life with?
 
Lmaoooo

1. I'd be able to live without it, but I wouldn't live very happily. Even if I'm in a happy mood, I can listen to a song and it'll make me feel even better. Music's a good motivator too, I'd be pretty down if one day it disappeared P:

2. Well I imagined this about a certain lass as I read through it, and all I can say is I'm speechless, Scott.
 
1. Id shoot myself, and sing as I go to hell.

2. I would slap her. Shove my **** down her throught, and see if shes ok with that.:Ι x2 If she is, Id leave her. If shes not Id slap her. :l
 
1. No, I'd start tapping stuff with my hands and humming if the worst came to worst.

2. Well, uhhhh, well. I think personally... I'd hang around some more. Depends on how she feels about me in particular. I don't want to just be another Fuck-Buddy of hers y'see... Yet I need that feeling of being loved and or desired. I would work for it though. Is my work not enough... Am I being selfish... A lot of love is selfish though. Am I not entitled to the same desire... Perhaps not. Beggars can't be choosers no...

My self-esteem is too low to just back away if I feel wanted. I would be too insecure about fulfilling those desires. I'd end up in a mental deadlock. Probably shut right down.

Look up Heroic BSOD.

On the other hand my inner-pervert would just love this girl. Do whatever **** she wanted. Provided she did some convincing roleplay.
It's not rape if there is consent you know!
 
You guys let this thread die, this badly? I'm shocked.


I have 2 questions..

1. Would you be able to live without music having already been exposed to a large amount?

2. You wake up in the morning on a perfect Saturday, and get a call from a girl you've been dying to get serious in bed with after countless months of talking, flirting, and kissing. She wants you to come over to her place for some hot loving, you arrive and make out together... to the moment when it finally happens, you nail her. A few weeks have gone by and you truly feel this woman could very well be the love of your life forever. Later that night you two begin to discuss your darkest secrets... you tell her yours, and she's surprised but loves you even more than ever.. and now it's her turn.

As surprising as it could ever be, you find out she's into the most kinkiest of things possible. She's had sex with her pets, played with a few rotten logs from the toilet, enjoys the occasional heavy bondage while on babysitting hours, loves being raped on Tuesdays, flirts with her father 2 days a week along with her 90-year old Grandmother, loves watching her brother crossdress and pretending to be a transsexual, she does not fail to also mention that she has her fair share of child pornography on her computer where she fantasizes of fisting young children, however due to strict laws she can only settle with midgets. She continues to go on and on.. the list, almost never ending.

You pause, how do you react, what are your feelings for this woman whom you wished to spend all life with?

1. Of course I could live without music. People who say they couldn't are somewhat ridiculous.


2. Ew, that's just disgusting. Revolting. I almost threw up. A woman?!?!!?
 
1. Yes. I'd actually make me a lot more interesting, because when I'm pushed to think of something to say I'll just have a song in my head. "You must be thinking of something" is true, but it's rather boring.

2. Uh, no.
 
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