Things Video Games Has Taught Us

[shadowfoxzero]

You can carry up to 20 items in the tiniest, almost non-existent pocket in the world. (Animal Crossing)

Red shirts and overalls never get old.(Mario)

You can do Barrel Rolls to reflect enemy bullets (Star Fox)

Animals can save a solar system too!(Star Fox)

 

[SantaClaws]

stupid turtles with spikes can breath fire and will try to kill you by jumping on you

 

[ZeLdA4LiFe]

wearing red will keep you from burning up
wearing blue can let you breath underwater
dinosaurs can play soccer, baseball, tennis, basketball & drive cars too

 

[trisyyy]

how to shoota gun XD (seriously, too many guns in to many games, even shadow the hedgehog has guns!!!)

 

[wario2ooo]

everything is controlled by a controller

 

[JCx]

Tall blondes love fat, stumpy plumbers in overalls with killer mustaches (ie Mario).

 

[Monsteroids]

Interesting yet awful ways to kill people-Manhunt 2
Being a mute elf is BADASS!
Hedgehogs wear sneakers, run super fast, can articulate better than me, and come in odd colors.
Swords are chosen over guns
Swords will instantly kill someone when you have to use 3 clips of a gun to kill someone
Plumbers are lighter that they appear
Giant turtles like blondes like Giant Apes do
You are stuck a plumber no matter what you do for a princess or the world
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[icyoooppplaa]

its good to hit your head on bricks
bricks can drop coins 90% of the time
bricks can drop random mushrooms
mushrooms can make you small and big
its OK to eat the mushrooms from bricks

All from Mario

 

[Marioman]

Bowser doesn't take American Express...don't ask me where that came from