I found this on a zelda fansite a couple of years back and thought it was too good to let me pass up, so here it is! The game goes like this, below is a list of the top-ten signs you've played too much Zelda, all you have to do is add another humerous "sign you've played too much zelda" to the list, for example: You chop down grass in your search for bombs and rupees around the garden Top 10 Signs that your playing too much Zelda. You go and hack down bushes in peoples garden. You run around town with a chicken held above your head You try and 'lock on' to people passing by. You leap automatically from kerbs. You don't mind being called fairy boy. You are afraid to sleep in case you wake up in seven years time. You hum ocarina tunes in lessons to warp out of school You think people with ginger hair are pure evil. You vandilise gravestones You make masks and wear them thinking you have special powers.