Ban the user above you!

Banned for havin' a hat fetish. That's just strange (hah! see what I did thar?!).

Banned because you still have a lot to learn about math :lol:

Banned for insulting my status as a hilarious dude who has no more than a penny and some pocket lint to his name.
Banned for takin' pride in somethin' so transient as one's location. Pride is a sin, son.

Hence why I'ma burn in hell.
Banned for attemptin' (and succeeding) to incur the wrath of my ban hammer. You're a damn fool, good sir. :lol: