Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

[FRuMMaGe]

These are always a laugh.

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

[surfinrach90]

Nice shoes.. fancy a fu*k?

My mate tried this, it worked. =]

 

[Wii_BrEnDo2007]

briallint



a genie told me to come ere...oh and he wants your other 2 wishes


XD

 

[FRuMMaGe]

briallint



a genie told me to come ere...oh and he wants your other 2 wishes


XD

That's a good one :lol:

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

Are You A Terrorist? Cause You Blow Me Away...

 

[smyth]

a buddy of mine has his default pickup line:

• My buddy to a girl at the bar: hey want to f*** and grab a slice of pizza?
• girl just looks at him all pissed off... or calls him an a-hole or something to that effect
• My buddy in response: What you don't like pizza?!?!?!?

he gets slapped a lot, which is funny to me so i don't mind the fact to much that he uses it so often. But the weird part is he thinks it hilarious, and i actually know of 1 case where it worked, however that's the only time that i know of that it ever worked and he still insists that it's a great line and continues to use it.
I'm not one for "pick-up/chat-up" lines though.

 

[Barbz911]

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::scared: :lol::lol:
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[iOwnage]

hey baby, i forgot my number, can i borrow yours?

:wink:

 

[CantGetAWii]

This one is always a funny one to hear:

Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers.

 

[Dan.Skater]

I think i love you.
Oh no thats just gas...

Oh wait yeah i love you

 

[ARav989]

*Looks at chest*
How are you two doing?

 

[Brawny]

Mind if I add you to MSN?

 

[SantaClaws]

Mind if I add you to MSN?

LOL

works so well though

 

[Barbz911]

I think i love you.
Oh no thats just gas...

Oh wait yeah i love you

....what?

 

[Marioman]

I saw this on a comercial...

Do you take karate cause your body's kickin