Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

[smyth]

Thats got to be the funniest chat up line iv ever heard/read :lol:

haha it is funny, but it's annoying that he uses it all the time. and if it actually worked it wouldn't be as bad. the only thing that makes it worth it for me is i get to see a girl slap him in the face pretty much everytime i go to the bar with him.:lol:

kyle

 

[X@vier]

haha it is funny, but it's annoying that he uses it all the time. and if it actually worked it wouldn't be as bad. the only thing that makes it worth it for me is i get to see a girl slap him in the face pretty much everytime i go to the bar with him.:lol:

kyle

:lol:

~X

 

[Wii_Smurf]

I made this one. Im not one to use it though

[During a fire drill at college I thought of] Maybe I should call the fire service, Cause you're smokin'

 

[TacosTacos]

Baby, you must be a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you.

The word of the day is legs.
Wanna go back to my place and spread the word?

 

[LevesqueIsKing]

'What do you say me and you go out on a date? Have some chicken. Maybe some sex.'

'I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.'

I know, its more along the lines of how you present yourself and your tone of voice, but its Anchorman nonetheless.

 

[wario2ooo]

"Hi"

you'll get answer every time

 

[vashivihan]

i just ask straight up : do u wanna go out? works most of the time

 

[nic7]

"So... I was told you're not very good in bed. Wanna prove that wrong?"

 

[wario2ooo]

"hey, your pretty attractive"

 

[powerpc127]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Axtlar]

I got a cavity out of just looking at you

 

[Lewi T]

-"Wanna go halves on a baby?"

-"Get your coat, you've pulled."

-"Here's 20p. Go phone your mum and tell her you won't be going home tonight."

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

I Freakin Lawl'd! :lol::lol::lol:

 

[Axtlar]

Hey, baby, what's up? wanna play with my Wii?

 

[zapasant]

"how much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice, can i get your number?"

^^from a commercial, worst pick up line ever, period