Darkprinnys advent callender (the non candy type)(slight content warning)

[DBloke]

Day one
Imagen a door opening (cant be arsed to animate it)

Spoiler

Oh look its Satan claws

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Time to open door two

Oh look its

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A fleid on a very snowy night

*Opens door three*

WOW

Spoiler

http://shop.strato.de/epages/61445724.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/61445724

Is there anyone who hasn’t sometimes wished for holy backup to protect their most precious data? It’s finally available in the form of the Maria USB!

She’s appeared in modern guise to secure and safely store what is most important and precious to us, offering heavenly support next to the computer; especially for those situations where prayer is the only solution.

Standing dignified on her socket, enshrined in Plexiglas, when work calls she frees herself of her surroundings. Connected with the computer she comes to life, her red LED heard starts to beat – in passive state slowly, quicker whilst connecting or saving data. On her halo is engraved the prayer – “Oh Maria, keep my data safe!”

Lol religon

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Opens door four
Wow

Spoiler

A group of men following the fist of the north star

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Opens the fifth door (a bit later than useaul)

LOL it

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A xmas theamed joke

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Opens the 6th door

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Looks like Santa has some fun "toys" in his sack

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Opens the sixth door (defective callender)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie

Spoiler

http://www.engadget.com/2007/12/06/the-pac-man-christmas-tree/

(Vid on site)

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Opens 8th door
Holy linkage guys

Spoiler

http://www.santabot.com/
Epic
Speak to Santa

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Opens the sixth door (woot another one ?)

Spoiler

Funny looking carrot

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Door seven
Man the numbers are messed up

Spoiler

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Day
Wha theres no number

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Yes its a ideal gift for those that get cold feat online (female not included sadly)

http://www.thanko.jp/santaboots/

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Day 11
Woot its another

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Damn xmas trees
http://blog.pcnews.ro/2007/12/08/geeks-christmas-tree/

Day 13
Unluckyness

Spoiler

Remmeber
Speed kills

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Door 6
Wow more tat

Spoiler

http://imc.en.alibaba.com/product/50200871/201716782/USB_Flash_Memory_Disk/IMCUG21_USB_FLASH_MEMORY_DRIVE_LIKE_SANTA_CLAUS.html

So we have had a Mary one now a Santa one

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Door 15
Bloody Sega

Spoiler

http://www.watch.impress.co.jp/game/docs/20071214/nights.htm

PS2 Nights gets xmas nights IN JAPAN
Im starting to hate sega

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This one just got "new door" on it

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Door 17
Mmm playable

Spoiler

http://jaquadro.homedns.org:8080/msl/mission-in-snowdriftland.htm
I hate ice levels
So heres a load of them

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Door 18

Spoiler

Im looking for more quality stuff so a pic is fine to

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Door 19

Spoiler

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Day 2
LOL cards

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Look guys rare have done something
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=178032

Also take note of the KI3 sock

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Day 2.1

Spoiler

Who wants to sit on Santas lap

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Day 2.6

Spoiler

Better get ready for that

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Day the penulitmete

Spoiler

Oh shi-
Santas a zombie

Whats this ?
A hidden door ?

Spoiler

http://aperturescience.com/
Companion cube <3

Wow its a room with a few doors in

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http://www.lighterside.com/images/en_US/local/products/detail/p60289.jpg
http://www.lighterside.com/product/exclusives/what%26%23039-s+hot/santa+bath+set.do?WT.svl=66000#
Just the thing santa needs to see when those mince pies pass throw

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Last door
Whoa theres a lot

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Its not chirstmass till The Nod says so (see the animation in my sig)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OAUs0rcsA4
(Wait till the end)

Now some stuff to watch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfpj21FIrZw
The best thing to do with this time of year and a tradition for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7Z5WjGlZ6E

And lastly for this
A few pics

You can tell shes cold
(I have a load of xmas theamed anime pics pm if interested)

 

[wiiman14]

lol wow

 

[JAKE196]

hmmm. . .

 

[icyoooppplaa]

thats a bit creepy...

 

[owlsgo]

you are extremely weird, prinny.

 

[kiraownsurmom]

scaring people for life...
prinnys plot?

 

[ssbb_lover]

Should probably put in SPOILER tags, ole' buddy. Just so this has a better chance of not getting locked.

 

[DBloke]

Should probably put in SPOILER tags, ole' buddy. Just so this has a better chance of not getting locked.

Trust me there gonna get worse
A LOT WORSE (but still try to keep them clean))

I will infect your mind
Warp your reality
Make you wonder wrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Make you unplug your computer
Make you buy me a pint BUY ME ONE NOW

 

[ssbb_lover]

I know...that's why I said use Spoilers. I just thought that a picture of Saint Nick Turned into Satan might not be the most liked thread by the mods.

I can't wait to see the rest, personally...

 

[laderer5]

"must resist" ughhhhh

" buy a pint"

 

[Syntax]

Good old Saint Nick and his bottle's of wine...

 

[Byuakuya]

There is a first time for everything. :lol:
Anyway, it looks pretty cool.

 

[Wii-Bhoy]

Scary... Im Gonna Turn My Computer Off Now Guys!:smilewinkgrin: I Dunno If I Wanna See The Rest!

 

[CantGetAWii]

Much better than the Advent Calendar I have at home :lol:

 

[samXcor3]

the power of christ compels you!