I'm gonna be kinda girly here and admit I like alcopops, especially Smirnoff Ice.
Eh, nothing wrong with that. They go down easily.
Or get a fat frog. One Smirnoff Ice, one Blue WKD, and one Bacardi Breezer. You'll need two pint glasses like, and there you have a fat frog. Locally served in The Raz. Them things fuck you up.