Rate the sig above you! w00t!

1/10 Magikarps

Let it be known my signature is Wiichat's official holding-place for any and all empty promises.

Someone plz find a post where Assasin said no to DLC.
Pshaw, I'd never leave myself that open to critique.

Excellent. You're slowly awakening from Magikarp's spell. Soon, you will even your ability to splash.
Power is no spell. The mighty 'Karp to me is as a moth to a flame... minus the horrid, painful death part. I choose to follow His work, and now I choose to do so more quietly. 'Least here anyways, y'all are a bunch'a moronic heretics who'd never convert to a righteous cause.

'Specially those other two dumb ol' fish.