The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[RaPiD_JazZ]

All the other teams have now quit the superbowl. I wish for the return button to work!

 

[TampaBondo]

It works, but gets stuck.

I wish for snow on Christmas.

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted. It snows so much that power grids across the entire US are shut down for weeks. Your house's roof also falls apart.

I wish global warming would piss off 'n magically no longer exist.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. But then Al Gore gets mad at you and comes after you with a knife.

I wish I had a tank.

 

[Splash_King]

Granted, your car receives a new gas tank.

I wish the world to of actually ended them few days ago.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. "Ebaum's World" went off the air.

I wish Vermillion City was destroyed.

 

[Splash_King]

Wish granted! Sadly, your ol' pal Splash_King was rendered homeless and moved into ya house as a result.

I wish for the best Christmas evar.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You are now living at my place. And I don't charge rent. What else could you ask for??

I wish for a green mushroom.

 

[Splash_King]

Granted. A shame ya squandered it by runnin' into a mushroom growing around your property...

I wish for the Triforce to be in my possession.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but you never figure out how to make the darn thing work.

I wish for a boat.

 

[Splash_King]

B-but, I already know how it works... ;_;

Wish granted, but whenever in the presence of said boat you'll hear this ringin' in ya ears at a horrendously loud volume.

I wish the world was flat.

 

[TampaBondo]

You are transported back in time to the 1300s...

I wish for 12 yellow labrador retrievers!

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. 12 pregnant yellow labradors turns into 142 dogs. All of them pooing on your favourite chair.

I wish for a better keyboard

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a Casio calculator.

I wish the world would explode.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

A new amusement park named 'the world' blows up. The only catch, 1 fragment from the blast destroys your front door.

I wish for a bottomless barrel