The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

[TampaBondo]

Granted, but unfortunately you fell into it.

I wish for a bagel.

 

[Splash_King]

Granted. Every time ya visit Brooklyn, you get a free Bagel... So long as you're early.

I wish for another Christmas.

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted - You get one in 2013.

I wish for a mercedes benz.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted - You get a mercedes with a bomb on the bottom.

I wish for a mansion

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a huge mansion....build on top of a giant sinkhole. uh oh...

I wish my dog could talk.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but all he talks about is how he hates you... non-stop!

I wish for a gallon of frozen coke.

 

[TampaBondo]

You get exactly what you asked for - 1 gallon of frozen coke. Unfortunately, the ATF busts you for having that much coke in your possession.

I wish for a brand new bike.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. The consequence? The neighbors now dislike you. Expect the final result of the consequence after 2-3 years.

I wish for a 3DS

 

[TampaBondo]

Granted. You get a brand new STD called 3DS. You die a horribly painful death.

I wish for a tricycle.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted, but it's really, really slow, you get outrun by a sloth.

I wish for a new vacuum cleaner

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a black hole, which sucks up everything in your life including you.

I wish for a volcano in my back yard.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

Granted. The volcano then erupts, spewing lava all over the place. Guess what happens next.

I wish for a mousetrap boardgame

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a mousetrap board game...which gets overrun with actual mice...ewww...

I wish for a basketball.

 

[RaPiD_JazZ]

You get a basketball. But it has spikes in it!!!!!

I wish for a shiny magikarp

 

[TampaBondo]

You get a shiny magikarp... but it is 2,000 pounds and you need a forklift to move it.

I wish for a bottle of febreeze.