Evil Genie

[manred]

Granted, now you have a broken toy jet.

I wish I had a Samsung P2 in perfect condition.

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, you accidentally dropped it of a cliff and it broke.

I wish I had a force field.

 

[manred]

Granted, now you cannot get out of it and you die of starvation and dehydration.

I wish I knew everything.

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, You know how the world would end and you don't want to die like that so you kill yourself.

I wish i got a wish without anything bad happening.

 

[bilzar]

Granted. You wish for nothing, you get nothing and nothing happens to you.

I wish That it'd snow more

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, it snowed so much everybody died.

I wish i could shot.

 

[bilzar]

Granted.

What...you were expecting more? Bah!

I wish could have a real lightsaber

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, you accidentally sliced your arm off.
I wish i could have a jet pack.

 

[HammerBro.]

Granted: it malfunctions causing you to fly uncontrollably and very fast toward Jupiter causing you to get sucked into it's gravity causing your head to snap.

I wish I had a $1 million dollar shopping spree at GameStop.

 

[pro gamer]

Granted, You had a 1 million dollar shopping spree at gamestop in your dream.

 

[Luigi man]

^^^whats your Wish?

 

[Nick Atack]

I wish I had a Girlfriend....(Not ugly please,a pretty one.....)

 

[manred]

Granted, you get a beautiful girlfriend, but she breaks up with you within an hour and never gets back with you.

I wish I had a better stepdad.

 

[Nick Atack]

Right,you get a better Step Dad,but he is very clumsy and drops a Truck on you......After that I drop another Truck on you for the whole Girlfriend thing.....

I wish I could have 500 Billion Dollors without anything bad happening

 

[manred]

Right,you get a better Step Dad,but he is very clumsy and drops a Car on you......After that I drop another Car on you for the whole Girlfriend thing.....

I wish I could have 500 Billion Dollors without anything bad happening

:lol:I love how my wish was granted.

Granted, you get your 500 Billion Dollars, but rather than something bad happening, something horrible happens....when you are given your big check for 500 Billion, a man decides to run by and burn it to the ground, leaving you with no money.

I wish I was 18 years old.