Funny Sayings/slang Used In Your State/country

[KTIGZ]

Knowing how everyone speaks differently, i decided to make a thread to see how it differs from the way I or anyone else speaks. Whats your slang? Or what word(s) is commenly used in your neck of the woods.

For example: where I'm from the northern part of New Jersey and when someone dislikes someone.
Instead of saying-"I don't like him"
We might say-"I dont feel him too tuff"

Post up your slang or sayings, lets get a couple laughs here :wink:

 

[laharyl]

Im from texas and im not too sure if anyone esle uses it but we say yall instead of you all...

 

[gidget]

i visit [SIZE=-1]Cincinnati, OH once in a while and "please" is used a little oddly.

if someone can't hear you speak they say... "Please?"
instead of "Can you please speak up?" or "Can you please repeat that?"

It was hard to catch on because there's no hand gesture or body language of cupping their hand to their ear...
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[Floydd]

Eh..

 

[surfinrach90]

Eyea - Hello - Eye as in your eyes on your face.. with an 'a' on the end
Alrite? - Hello
Tara - Bye
Sallong - Bye
Oi mush: The way Swansea chavs say hello to each other, or alrite mush?
Chuffed - Happy, 'I'm well chuffed'
Landed - Happy
You're like Thomas the Match.. - Something people say in my town if they like to play with fire, like kids at a BBQ playing with the fire.. was an old man who lit fires all the time up the mountain.. he was my uncle too lol
Ummin - Smelling
Buzzin - Smelling
Boggin - Disgusting..

There's probably a lot more.. but I can't think of any.

 

[Lewi T]

Bloody hell there's loads round here.

-We have the 'made up' one like DRMARIO said, I've never really thought it was a funny saying though
-'Eyea', 'alrite', 'tara' or just 'tra', and 'chuffed' like Rach said
-'Later/laterz/slater/slaterz' = see you later/bye
-'In a bit/in a bite' = see you in a little while/bye
-'Sly/Ahlass' ["Ahh-lahh-s"] = harsh
-'Togga' = football [soccer]
-'Mooch/'ave off' = steal
-Quite a few on here haven't really understood this one: 'Arsed' = bothered, e.g. can't be arsed = can't be bothered, I'm not arsed = I'm not bothered
-Calling someone a 'shark/snake' = implying they are sneaky
-'Talent' = good looking girls
-'Scouting' = looking for 'talent'
-'Scouted' = found some 'talent'
-'Blue nose' = pathetic

That'll do for now.

 

[surfinrach90]

Lol, I say can't be arsed a lot!

Also, for skipping class we use:

- Mitchin
- Mungin
- On the bunk

 

[Lewi T]

I think it's an English thing as a lot of the Americans don't get it. We have bunking as well for skipping class.

-To 'jib' = to forget about/leave something

 

[surfinrach90]

Hahah, here a jib is a funny face, if you're pulling a jib, your pulling a funny face!

 

[[DT]]

Wow, some of these are *terrific*

Let's see, these are some Southern (US) and some PA/Pittsburgian:


Ya'll - You All / All of You

"Do ya'll want to go to the beach?"

Fixin' - About to do / Preparing to do

"I'm fixin' to clean up this room"

Yinz/Yins - You all/ All of You (Pitt)

An at - [and that] and other misc/ sundry activities, used as a suffix

don - [down], as in traveling to a location, sometimes don ere'

All three put together in an amazing bit of colloquial PA:

"Yins going don ere' to see the Steelers an at?"

The Wifey© is hilarious when she turns on the Pittsburgese since normally she has zero accent.

 

[Foxy]

Insults count?

Yamam = yeah...they tend to say it as one word >_<

'ave you = I'd beat you in a fight

Bosh = good

 

[TacosTacos]

Rown Merlin peeps be lunchin......

Ball Tee More = The City of Baltimore, more commonly known as Balmer, or Baw Duh More
Merlin = Our State
Balmorese = What we're speaking here in our State of Merlin
Allanic = an ocean
Am B'Lance = Takes sick/hurt people to the hospital
Arn = What you do to wrinkled clothes
Arnjuice = from the sunshine tree
Arouwn in all directions = norf, souf, ees, and wess
Aspern = what you take for headaches
Bald = some people like their eggs this way
Bawler = what the plumber calls your furnace
Beeno = a famous railroad
Beero = Bureau (as in FBI or dresser)
Brawl = Broil
Bulled Egg = An egg cooked in water
Calf Lick = bleevers are Protestant, Jewish, and ...
Canny = a state gubmit division, such as Anne Arundel or Prince George's
Chest Peak = A large nearby body of water
Chimley = Structure that Santa comes down
Colleyflare = A white vegetable
Crick = Where the warter runs
Downey Owe Shin = Summertime vacation destination of Ocean City, also known as Ayshun City ("Down to the ocean")
Droodle Pork = Druid Hill Park
Drooslem = city in the Holy Land
Duddeney = yes, he does, duddeney?
Elfin = Large pachyderm at zoo
Err = a time measurement of 60 minutes
Excape = Escape
Faren Gins = Red trucks that put out fires
Far place = requires wood
Fard = area between the eyes and the hairline
Farmin = the people who fight fars
Flares = Tulips, roses, daisies, etc...
Ford = opposite of backward
Hairacane = Hurricane
Hi Hon! = How we always say "hello"
Holluntown = Highland Town
Idnit = it is, idnit?
Ignernt = ignorant
Klumya = Rouse's new city (Columbia)
Meer = what you look at in the morning
Munlaw = married to your fodlaw
Nap Lis = State of Merlin capital, Annapolis
Norf Abnew = North Avenue
Numb = a conjunctive 1st person pronoun: "Aw've bin workin six errors numb tarred."
Ole Bay = What our crabs taste like
Oreos = Not a cookie, but our baseball team
Paramore = Power mower
Payment = That strip of cement that you walk on
Pitcher = Picture
Plooshin = let's get it out of the Che! aspeake
PohLeese = Those guys in uniform that git ya when you're speeding
Sarn = what a pleece car or Farn Gin makes noise with
Sem Lem = Seven Eleven Convenience Store
Share = Hot water that cleans you in the morning
Slong = "good-bye"
Sore = drainage under the street
Spearmint = experiment
Star Phone = Styrofoam
Tarnado = Tornado
Tarred = What happens when you work too hard
Telly Phone = Telephone
Warsh = What we do with dirty clothes
Warshnin = our nation's capital
Warter = The clear liquid we drink, also known as Wooter
Winders = Those glass things that we look out of
Wooder = what you wrench your hands with
Yerp = Europe
Youz = you all
Zinc = where you wrench your hands or warsh your dishes

 

[Frogger]

I think it's an English thing as a lot of the Americans don't get it. We have bunking as well for skipping class.

-To 'jib' = to forget about/leave something

Hahaha, Lewi, never fear, we have a word for everything. Bunking is called sagging, or skiving if you want to seem posh!

 

[TacosTacos]

bunk = beat = fake = bad
lunchin' = acting silly or stupid

 

[The_Mitch]

Lol, I say can't be arsed a lot!

Also, for skipping class we use:

- Mitchin
- Mungin
- On the bunk

best. slang. EVER!!

anyways around here when someone finds something funny and laughs they get "weak" and if someone is going out with someone they are "going with them." i dont use these terms but i hear them alot