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Simple ways of annoying peole in the real world

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  1. DBloke

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    It can be fun to be annoyin to people on the outside world

    Its also funny to some others

    Hear are some of my ways of doin it

    • While given them a stare slowly turn your head
    • Hum fr a long time near them
    • Make random "NEP" sounds
    • Make any high piched noise fr a while
    • Make rude sounds
    • Eat ludly near them
    • Talk giberish
    • Say the same thing over and over
    • reapet every thing they say
    Now post your own ways of anyin people in the real world
     
  2. mushroomedmario

    mushroomedmario ssb4life

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    saying their name over and over as fast as i can

    or sing a song with the lyrics being their first name
     
  3. LevesqueIsKing

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    My friends and I had a fake $20 bill at lunch today and we kept throwing it on the ground. Twice people tried to slyly pick it up, put it in their pocket and act like nothing happened.

    Drive-thru's are always a good place to have fun at.
    -Constantly change accents
    -Make small talk with the guy working, changing the subject every time he asks what you want
    -Give payment in all pennies
    -Request change in all pennies
     
  4. DBloke

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    Some more
    -Attach a £5 (or any) to a bit of string and as some one trys to grab it pull the string
    -Say "is that all" every time they say something
     
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    mushroomedmario ssb4life

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    oh i do this a lot at my work

    yell someone's name, and quickly hide but in an obvious spot(sometimes i just lower my hat over my eyes and stand perfectly still)

    do it again 10 seconds later
     
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    -Reply to every sentence someone says by adding "That's what she said!", even if it doesn't make sense.
     
  7. [DT]

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    Wow! I thought EVERYONE knew the cardinal rule of the food service industry:

    DON'T F*** WITH THE PEOPLE HANDLING YOUR FOOD. :lol:

    I hope you enjoyed all your "special sauces" :D
     
  8. Floydd

    Floydd 雨... 雨..

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    My friend always does that.

    Sing a song while you're walking in the hall, or at your desk in the middle of a class. Preferably in another language, and loud enough so the 5 people around you that are working can hear you.

    While doing a worksheet, or filling out an application ask the person nearest to you about a certain question and keep asking every 20 seconds saying "Now are you sure it means to do that?"

    While waiting at a bus stop walk up to a random person and start a enthusiastic conversation. Talk about non sense and change the subject every other sentence. And never let them answer. *Example* "Hi my names David! I like chocolate covered almonds. Do you like chocolate covered almonds? My favorite colors orange. Do you have a favorite color?!"
     
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    Stare at someone and when they make eye contact lift your head up high and look down upon them :)
     
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    sremick Got lifeboat?

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    Yeah, that's what she said.
     
  11. LevesqueIsKing

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    I suppose I had always assumed that the same person did not recieve your order, handle your money and cook your food. Anyone ever worked in fast food? How closely related are these three... ...positions?
     
  12. DBloke

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    Heres a few things to do while eating

    -Start movein round things n the table like your playin chess
    -Make the vomit face
    -Move all the knifes and forks out of reach
    -Spin the other persons plate around
     
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    Ok this is extremely random but as [DT] said, dont do it...., REALLY.

    my friends brother worked at a local taco bell. And every friday after school, a group of kids would come by and act like effing idiots and try and be funny and what not. But on a thursday night, he was closing taco bell, and uh... he "unleashed" his uh "special sauces" into the ice maker for the drinks.... so the next day when those kids were drinkin there sodas... they had a special ingredient..... NASTY
     
  14. DRMARIO

    DRMARIO Controversial.

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    I love this thing, I was practically in hysterics when I was reading it : http://www.jokeindex.com/joke.asp?Joke=136

    Some of my favourites have to be :
    16. Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what YOU think.'
    28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

    29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears
    62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

    63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.


    My friend and I, also, have a game we play when we're out walking. If we go past a person, we have to LOUDLY talk about something that relates to them. So, say, somebody goes past who's obviously got grey hair, and has dyed it reeally badly, we'll break out in conversation really loudly about hair dye sales. Or if chavs go past, we'll talk about a theft in a local sports shop. It doesn't really annoy people..well, I suppose maybe sometimes, but It's just a bit of fun when we're bored XD
     
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    Heres one
    Stop in the middle of every






























    Sentance then carry on
     
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    everytime someone says something say " O REALLY!"
     
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    :lol:I do that all the time. "Thats what she said" or, if they ask a question: "Your face". It really pisses people off.
     
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    If facein them constantly try to look over them as if theres somethin intrestin behind them
     
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    Da_Wiinner SPAZALASTIC!

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    you forgot
    -Not Blinking or showing any sighs of life
    -pretending your like a robot
    -making sci-fi sounds and acting as if your in the cockpit of a futuristic space craft
    -taking pictures of them with a imaginary camer
    -Doing a interesting twitch that you made up yourself
    -or talking on your cell phone without calling anyone
    Yeah im a pro
     
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    Tell somebody a long story and then just stop completely for no reason and never finish it.
     

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