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Discussion in 'The Entertainment Lounge' started by BluRayPSP, May 17, 2011.

  1. BluRayPSP

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    Clerk: Hey how's it going, can I help you?
    Buyer: Yeah, can I get a Wii?
    Clerk: Sure thing, $134.99 (here).
    Buyer: Are there any accessories for it?
    Clerk: Yeah, she's right over there, have fun with that Wii (whispers) instead of this Wii. Okay have fun ta-ta.
    Buyer: ass
     
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    What's a console that can't play games? A PC HA! Depends if it works or not.
     
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    Is everyone excited about the 2012 elections? I cannot decide between Nintendo 3DS, PS Vita or Nintendo Wii U they're all tough competitors for my house.
     
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    Why does anyone need a 3DS? We already know that the DS body shape is 3D hell the box it comes in is 3D? Shuttup Alex, I'm NOT BEING TO F***ING LITERAL! THE TOP SCREEN IS NOT 3D IT'S 2D, BULL S....wow, oh... never mind the rant.
     
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    awesome jokes , glad:)
     
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    I'm sorry, I'm sorry for not writing any... more jokes... must continue play... continue playing... must continue playing games... WHEN THE F***ING ARE THE NEW SYSTEMS COMING!!!
     
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    I know it may come a little late, but I'm going to have to put a big "M" on this Thread... yep that sticker should do it. F*** YEAH! THE ADULTS ARE NOW HAVING A F***ING PARTY! F*** YEAH! GAMING F***ING RULES!

    OH MY! "AO"! "AO"! "AO" RATING! ADULTS ONLY! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! YOU CANNOT BE SOLD IN [NORTH] AMERICA! YOU BLEW IT BUSTER!
     
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    WiiAssasin The ride never ends

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    What an odd fellow...
     
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    Cashier: What can I do for you?

    Buyer: What is the Playstation Vita?

    Cashier: Playstation Vita is a revolutionary hand held gaming system, that is as powerful as the Playstation 3. It has two cameras [front/back], two mini joysticks, and six-axis controls. It also has the same standard Playstation Portable layout [Left side D-pad/Right side 4-face buttons/R+L button] in addition to the front touchscreen and back touch pad. The Vita also has a new media format in the form of SD style cards. It even has even a new proprietary memory card, 4-32GB of memory.

    Buyer: F*** yeah, I'll take a Playstation 3.

    Cashier: But... what about the Playstation Vita?

    Buyer: $249.99system + $24.99 or $99.99memory + $39.99 or $49.99games
    $249.99PS3 + $19.99 or $59.99games
     
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    What an interesting thread...
     
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    bxym Sir Bxym

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    What delightful rants.....
     
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    Microsoft... XBOX One is the third installment of your system line. Explain to your fans you do know how to count.

    Valve explain why you hate Microsoft yet YOU CAN'T COUNT TO THREE YOURSELVES!!! HALF-LIFE 3! PORTAL 3! TEAM FORTRESS 3! AND COUNTER STRIKER 3 EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER PLAYED THAT SERIES!!!
     
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    Oh, WiiAssassin, you don't know how to count either:

    Assassin's Creed
    Assassin's Creed II
    Assassin's Creed Bloodlines (III)
    Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (IV)
    Assassin's Creed Revelations (V)
    Assassin's Creed III (VI)
    Assassin's Creed Liberation (VII)
    Assassin's Creed Black Flag (VIII)
     
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    DG~X Dont read this.

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    What is 6.9?

    I really good thing ruined by a damn period.
     
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    Splash_King The Scrubbiest of Hunters

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    KRKanon Roy's our boy!

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side.

    The after life.
    It's husband left her for another, her eggs were all still born and taken away.
    She couldn't take it anymore. She only had one thing she could control.
    Her death.

    What? Too dark? C'mon, like that period joke didn't cross the line?
     
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    I could get into the dead baby jokes I heard while in basic training 3 years ago but nobody wants that.
     
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    DG~X Dont read this.

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    I live dead baby jokes :lol:

    What's the difference between jumping on a trampoline and jumping on a dead baby?


    I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline
     
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    Fixed
     

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