The Jokes

[BluRayPSP]

Microsoft fans, if you continue to buy Microsoft products, I'll throw all of you into the Fukushima Power Plant just to show you how Nintendo & Sony feel (Toshiba, Toyota, Nissian, plus others)!

Microsoft XBOX 360, Console choice of Terrorists. I mean Bin Ladden DID spend his last moments on XBOXLive with his HA- LA-HA-LA-HA-LA account.

 

[BluRayPSP]

Mommy, I want Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii... OW!OW!OW! Why you hit mommy?

 

[BluRayPSP]

Wow, how many PC Gamers feel left out of these jokes? Here I have one, PC gaming sucks. In fact why is there such thing as PC Gamers or PC Gaming at all for that matter? Even if I bought a PC and it meet all processing requirements for that special game I wanted, the PC Drive would still spit the disc out, in my face, because it still cannot play that game. I'd have to wait 5 years to have higher power that can play it, yet I found newers PCs that can't run 'Doom' from 1991...WTF?

 

[BluRayPSP]

Russian: Here'n America you hav' what is called video game which you can play, but in Russia, the video game plays you.

Ryan: (Clapping Sarcasticaly)
Yeah, good luck with that Rush'ky.

 

[BluRayPSP]

Wii, U, baby Wii R making love toni... OH GOD! DID I POST THIS! DID I POST THIS! OH DAMMIT!

 

[BluRayPSP]

Clerk: Hey how's it going, can I help you?
Buyer: Yeah, can I get a Wii?
Clerk: Sure thing, $134.99 (here).
Buyer: Are there any accessories for it?
Clerk: Yeah, she's right over there, have fun with that Wii (whispers) instead of this Wii. Okay have fun ta-ta.
Buyer: ass

 

[BluRayPSP]

What's a console that can't play games? A PC HA! Depends if it works or not.

 

[BluRayPSP]

Is everyone excited about the 2012 elections? I cannot decide between Nintendo 3DS, PS Vita or Nintendo Wii U they're all tough competitors for my house.

 

[BluRayPSP]

Why does anyone need a 3DS? We already know that the DS body shape is 3D hell the box it comes in is 3D? Shuttup Alex, I'm NOT BEING TO F***ING LITERAL! THE TOP SCREEN IS NOT 3D IT'S 2D, BULL S....wow, oh... never mind the rant.

 

[Steve1]

awesome jokes , glad

 

[BluRayPSP]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry for not writing any... more jokes... must continue play... continue playing... must continue playing games... WHEN THE F***ING ARE THE NEW SYSTEMS COMING!!!

 

[BluRayPSP]

I know it may come a little late, but I'm going to have to put a big "M" on this Thread... yep that sticker should do it. F*** YEAH! THE ADULTS ARE NOW HAVING A F***ING PARTY! F*** YEAH! GAMING F***ING RULES!

OH MY! "AO"! "AO"! "AO" RATING! ADULTS ONLY! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED! YOU CANNOT BE SOLD IN [NORTH] AMERICA! YOU BLEW IT BUSTER!

 

[WiiAssasin]

What an odd fellow...

 

[BluRayPSP]

Cashier: What can I do for you?

Buyer: What is the Playstation Vita?

Cashier: Playstation Vita is a revolutionary hand held gaming system, that is as powerful as the Playstation 3. It has two cameras [front/back], two mini joysticks, and six-axis controls. It also has the same standard Playstation Portable layout [Left side D-pad/Right side 4-face buttons/R+L button] in addition to the front touchscreen and back touch pad. The Vita also has a new media format in the form of SD style cards. It even has even a new proprietary memory card, 4-32GB of memory.

Buyer: F*** yeah, I'll take a Playstation 3.

Cashier: But... what about the Playstation Vita?

Buyer: $249.99system + $24.99 or $99.99memory + $39.99 or $49.99games
$249.99PS3 + $19.99 or $59.99games

 

[xplosive]

What an interesting thread...