The Wishing Gone Wrong Game

Wish granted. Sadly, Splash never added ya.

I wish ya imbeciles would stop callin' me that. ;_;

 

Wish partially granted
CKarp

I wish I could have 5 files on Awakening

 

Wish granted. You now have to wake up 5 times to be conscious.

I wish for a bigger Brawl roster.

 

Granted, but then you die

I wish I had awakening

 

But your alarm clock won't shut off...

I wish I had a fish on a dish.

 

Such a fishy wish is a dish best served cold. Wish granted, a Magikarp on a dish is delivered to ya... but it freezes you solid with Ice Beam the moment it sees ya.

I wish to find even moar Shiny Pokemon.

 

You get one made of glass.

I wish for a baseball bat.

 

You get a possessed baseball bat that beats the s- outta ya.

I wish people would stop asking for lvl. 9 and under Zekroms/Reshirams

 

Wish granted. Players GTS clone while "askin'" for every other lv. 9 and under legendary.

I wish the world was in a permanent state of winter.

 

You now live it Alaska

I wish it was Fall half of the year and Spring the other half

 

Granted, but all the trees around you become pissed off @ you for messing up their leaf-losing cycles that they keep falling down on your house.

I wish I burned to death in a violent explosion.

 

Granted, although afterwards, you are forced to relive that one, painful sensation of being blown apart for eternity. I wish for a guaranteed pass into heaven.

 

Granted. But the pass is expired and you miss the chance to go.

I wish for a buffalo chicken sandwich.

 

Granted, but you look away and see a note saying "I eated your sandwhich"

I wish for a new suit.

 

Granted, although a heavily drunk person v̶o̶m̶i̶t̶s̶ rips your suit off your dead body, then proceeds to take a dump ALLL over it, and then give it as a present to your dying grandfather. I wish that Rape_Jizz's grandfather didn't die.

 

Granted. Rape_Jizz's (nice name btw) grandfather never dies. He lives on as a an ever-decomposing rotten pile of flesh for decades...

I wish for the Oscars to never be on again.

 

Granted, but Seth McFarland hosts every other TV event forever

I wish this wish that when my wish is granted, it won't go wrong

 

Granted. But then the world collapses.I wish for a new keyboard.

 

Granted, ya trade yours for mine. I can assure ya that's a poor trade since this one's over a decade old.

I wish it rained skittles for a day.

 

Granted, but the skittles go everywhere and birds start eating them and get sick all over your car every day.

I wish homebrew software for wii never existed.