Best (eg. worst) chat-up line you have ever heard

[mushroomedmario]

let's play workshop
first we'll get hammered, then i will nail you

 

[Brawny]

LOL

works so well though

Yeah, it needs the right reply though. Something along the lines of, "That's what it's on my profile for. -_-;"

 

[wario2ooo]

"I miss my teddy bear, may i sleep with you?"

"Excuse me, do you mind if i stare at you for a minute? i want to remember your face in my dreams"

...not mines

 

[gidget]

"I miss my teddy bear, may i sleep with you?"

"Excuse me, do you mind if i stare at you for a minute? i want to remember your face in my dreams"

...not mines

you had me at "Excuse..." :wink:

 

[wario2ooo]

you had me at "Excuse..." :wink:

that was fast......:shocked:

 

[Puckfiend]

F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen??

 

[balrogs.pa]

If i were to ride you do i have to give you a quarter?

 

[Hugh345]

"Don't Worry...it's not a roll of quarters"

 

[Wiily Good]

"Did it hurt"
"When?"
"When you fell from heaven"

 

[shikes]

Ill give you a nickle to tickle my pickle

 

[Frogger]

Yeah, it needs the right reply though. Something along the lines of, "That's what it's on my profile for. -_-;"

Well I thought you had some common sense!

 

[Brawny]

I've never not asked to add someone...

And not the worst, but hilariously cheesy.

"How much does a polar bear weigh"
"Enough to break the ice"

 

[wario2ooo]

"guys these days......trying to impress ladies with money and jewellery. So....how was your day?"

 

[Barbz911]

"Did I die or am did an angel just fall from heaven?"
lame

 

[Whoops]

a buddy of mine has his default pickup line:

• My buddy to a girl at the bar: hey want to f*** and grab a slice of pizza?
• girl just looks at him all pissed off... or calls him an a-hole or something to that effect
• My buddy in response: What you don't like pizza?!?!?!?

he gets slapped a lot, which is funny to me so i don't mind the fact to much that he uses it so often. But the weird part is he thinks it hilarious, and i actually know of 1 case where it worked, however that's the only time that i know of that it ever worked and he still insists that it's a great line and continues to use it.
I'm not one for "pick-up/chat-up" lines though.

Thats got to be the funniest chat up line iv ever heard/read :lol: