Evil Genie

[Brawl_Luigi]

This wish is to long to be granted ^_^

i wish luigi came to my house and he gave me an autograph

 

[powerpc127]

Granted. 30 years later your life is ruined when you find out on 20/20 that your childhood idol led a life of drugs and crime.

I wish my internet connection didn't suck

 

[gidget]

granted... now your internet connection blows

i wish for new curtains in my room

 

[powerpc127]

Grnated. They're on fire.

I wish I wasn't sick right now

 

[pro gamer]

Granted your dead.
I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

[Brawl_Luigi]

Granted. You go to boot camp now.

i wish i had a second GH3 Guitar

 

[manred]

Granted, but now you don't have the GH3 game.

I wish I got a better haircut.

 

[gidget]

granted, but no one will be able to tell which hair was cut...

i wish for a classic VW bug

 

[manred]

Granted, now you have a classic Hot Wheels VC Bug. (and they are really awesome cars)

I wish I had more time.

 

[pro gamer]

granted, you got more clocks.
I wish i could drive.

 

[manred]

Granted, but as you were driving, you got in a car accident that decapitated your head.

I wish I shouldn't have cut my hair.

 

[pro gamer]

granted, you burned it off.
I wish i could have a army of penguins.

 

[manred]

Granted, but the army suddenly betrayed you and killed you!

I wish I can travel the world.

 

[pro gamer]

granted, you traveled the worl but had a bill of the transportation you took and you had to pay 1 million dolars.

 

[Nick Atack]

I wish I could fly and breath underwater