Rate the sig above you! w00t!

4/10.

It cant be bigger, since of Wii Chat's stupid avatar and siggy rules. THis is a great site but they really ruin the limit to making great avatars and signatures. If I made it bigger it would be too much space.
 
My disclaimer would have been heaps longer if it were not for the character limit THAT INCLUDES SPACES >.>

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