funny momma jokes

[trevorsantos]

Yo momma, could I borrow some money please? Oh and, whats for dinner?

that wasnt funny until i thought about it, well now its funny. lol

 

[adf3424sdff]

that wasnt funny until i thought about it, well now its funny. lol

Well , it's a change

 

[trevorsantos]

ur momma is so fat when i shot her with a gun the bullet came back asking for a spaceship.lol
if i offended anyone about this joke im sorry. its a joke that i learned from a friend. im not really a fat mom hater ok.

 

[ericlewis91]

yah seriously.


i gave him rep cause i felt bad for him.

thanks....now im at 69!

 

[trevorsantos]

your momma is so fat she couldnt fit the door so we had to brake the house so she can go inside then rebuilding the house back up!!hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahah!!!!!!


nope wasnt funny right?:crazy:

 

[Brawny]

WTF was that bump for????

I thought I already posted every yo momma joke possible...

 

[demonflair]

i gave him rep cause i felt bad for him.

thanks....now im at 69!

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[trevorsantos]

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

i know this may sound dumb but what does "LMFAO" I cant figure out what does it say?:shocked:

 

[demonflair]

i know this may sound dumb but what does "LMFAO" I cant figure out what does it say?:shocked:

LMFAO = Laugh My Fu**ing Ass Off

 

[trevorsantos]

LMFAO = Laugh My Fu**ing Ass Off

oohhhhh..... thankz alot

 

[+Maniacal=Maniac+]

Okay, Listen To THIS!

Your Mom's SO Dumb That She Designed Experiments Exploiting The Quantum Entanglement To Undermine And Discover The True Secrets Of The Uncertainty Principle While Trying To Figure Out The Speed Of Light...

The Reason Why She's Dumb Is cause Those Have Already Been DISCOVERED!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!!! :lol:

 

[TacosTacos]

Yo mamma so small you can see her feet on her drivers license.

Yo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

 

[gamer24 west]

yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her birthday.:lol:

 

[captainff]

Your mum is so fat because

- when she fell over people needed mopeds to get around her.

- she went to the beach and the lifeguard told her to move because the tide needed to come in.

- when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

- last night while I had sex with her I burnt my ass on the lightbulb.

 

[Trulen]

YO' MAMA MAKES GOOD WAFFLES.


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Best I got :wtf: