Link becomes a female wolf? why?

[Rein]

And he is a hero?

I think Ganondolf is a better hero.
oh wait! is Ganondolf a gay too?
I've never seen his thing Either.

According to 5 seconds of my research Ganondolf is actually a gnome.

 

[JoonKimDDS]

According to 5 seconds of my research Ganondolf is actually a gnome.

what's gnome?:shocked:

 

[the_peripheral]

If you don't even know the name of the main villain of the Zelda series, then you shouldn't be participating in this thread.

Gandolf is a character from Lord of the Rings.

Ganondorf is the villain from Zelda.

You've combined them to form some kinda strange hybrid creature with 2 penises and 4 eyes. That's just ugly.

 

[JoonKimDDS]

If you don't even know the name of the main villain of the Zelda series, then you shouldn't be participating in this thread.

Gandolf is a character from Lord of the Rings.

Ganondorf is the villain from Zelda.

You've combined them to form some kinda strange hybrid creature with 2 penises and 4 eyes. That's just ugly.

how did u combine those two characters?

 

[Rein]

If you don't even know the name of the main villain of the Zelda series, then you shouldn't be participating in this thread.

Gandolf is a character from Lord of the Rings.

Ganondorf is the villain from Zelda.

You've combined them to form some kinda strange hybrid creature with 2 penises and 4 eyes. That's just ugly.

I know that, thats why I called him a gnome? (MUTATION!)

Michael Jackson is actually Link's dad.

 

[the_peripheral]

I know that, thats why I called him a gnome? (MUTATION!)

Michael Jackson is actually Link's dad.

This is a very false rumor circulating around the world. This is not the case. The sad truth is that link is actually Michael Jackson.

 

[Rein]

This is a very false rumor circulating around the world. This is not the case. The sad truth is that link is actually Michael Jackson.

Technically; Link's Wolf Form is Michael Jackson.

 

[the_peripheral]

Technically; Link's Wolf Form is Michael Jackson.

But MJ is a white black man. Therefore Link's HUMAN form would have to be Michael Jackson.

 

[Rein]

But MJ is a white black man. Therefore Link's HUMAN form would have to be Michael Jackson.

No in Zelda's Universe the principle of black and white is reverse. :nono:

 

[the_peripheral]

No in Zelda's Universe the principle of black and white is reverse. :nono:

You're just making **** up! We have a liar in our midst.

 

[Rein]

You're just making **** up! We have a liar in our midst.

At least I got chicken.

 

[the_peripheral]

At least I got chicken.

Or did the chicken get you?

 

[Rein]

Or did the chicken get you?

The chicken succumbed via my persuasion of hot dicking.

 

[the_peripheral]

The chicken succumbed via my persuasion of hot dicking.

Is that so? So like Link, you're into animal love-making?

 

[Rein]

Is that so? So like Link, you're into animal love-making?

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h.