Link becomes a female wolf? why?

[cutnudown]

This is the funniest s**t i've read for a long time. Good Work Boys :thumbsup:

 

[[TITAN]]

wow..you need to find some good porn or something if you result to look at links 'gina or wang or cash and prizes or downtown bonanza or whatever...

 

[wiifreak9292]

what happened to link's parents?

 

[nintendo309]

O.O Why where you looking for his... thing... anyway? Im just asking... not meant to be a offenseive question... Where you just making sure he was a male???

 

[Regrett]

So... uhh... he likes little boys, little girls and animals? That makes him a pedotrisexual.

 

[Wii17]

maybe zelda's actually a guy which means midna is her husband and links a woman so it all makes sense.... i think

 

[JoonKimDDS]

maybe zelda's actually a guy which means midna is her husband and links a woman so it all makes sense.... i think

that totally doesn't make sense.
Zelda has boobs. I think there was one of the zelda who actually had sexual relationship with one of the Links and there was a magician who got jealous of the link so he put curse on him. I think it's Legend of Zelda:Link's Feminin side's Awakening.

 

[Twilight Beast]

If at any point in the game when you are in the form of Wolf Link, and "his" balls plop down, and they are hairless, then Link is in fact, a hermaphrodite... because everyone knows only "women" shave their balls. :smilewinkgrin: :crazy:

Yeah, I'd like to see anyone have a better first post than that.

P.S. JoonKim do you spam every next-gen console's forums with your retarded posts?! :mad2:

 

[JoonKimDDS]

If at any point in the game when you are in the form of Wolf Link, and "his" balls plop down, and they are completely hairless, then Link is in fact, a hermaphrodite... because everyone knows if you have hairless balls, you must also have a vagina. :crazy:

what? if you have hairlessballs, you also have a vagina? how can it be possible?
I shave my hairs so my balls are hairless but i don't have a vagina. hm...i wonder where my vagina is:crazy:

 

[Bubbagump]

lol how "immature"

 

[no1cubehead]

Guys, this is simple science. Link has the appearance of both a female and a male mixture breed in his face...you can clearly see the feminine facial structure and the lack of even the slightest bit of peach fuzz on his face.

Now, you'll also notice that even though link wears tight fitting pants most of the time, you never see a bulge. This is because his vagina is on top, and his dingdong is folded in between his legs to keep it from danger. This is evident in the way that he walks and runs.

And lastly, Link identifies with males and females in the game on a deep emotional level. Like Ilia and Colin in TP which leads me to believe that he is not only a hermaphrodite, but also a pedophile who molests little children who become fascinated with his sword skills and his mental prowess.

does this mean link can impregnate himself?

I think you were either at www.i-like-watching-animated-pornography-because-i'm-a-sick-freaking-idiot.com

or you were at

www.link,putyourmasterswordinsideme.com

awww man its down!

 

[Happy]

How do you know Link isnt actually a girl in normal form, all you see is when hes topless but he could of have surgery.

 

[JoonKimDDS]

How do you know Link isnt actually a girl in normal form, all you see is when hes topless but he could of have surgery.

I didn't see any sign of surgery. There are supposed to be some kinda red marks.

 

[Happy]

Maybe he/she is just flat chested then

 

[Taero]

does this mean link can impregnate himself?

awww man its down!

I'm afraid not my good man, for Link to impregnate himself factoring in a semi curve of the penis and that biologically the majority bend up towards the body rather than away then it would have to circle over his shoulder, down his back then back up [notice the lack of bulge previously mentioned]. This however could be the elusive secret hidden skill where you shake the nunchuk and thrust the Wiimote up and down.